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Ethereal Skylands 1.21

ceres fauna, Ethereal, Graduated 2025, no fanfare, Skylands, Thread, uuuuuuu

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Items Found:	7204	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ores Mined:	1608	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with creativity, like seriously, it’s like Picasso on steroids. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started! We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons breakdancing like it’s the 80s. It’s a total party up in here! Plus, the community is so welcoming, it’s like a warm hug from a fluffy unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together!

ToddlerTripper Minecraft Server

bystander intervention, bystander responsibility, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child safety, communication skills, community involvement, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, gymnastics competition, intentional tripping, Minecraft, Moral values, older boys, parenting, parenting advice, Parenting styles, Server, social responsibility, toddler safety, ToddlerTripper

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build character! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy encounters.

Imagine stumbling upon a group of mischievous players trying to trip up innocent toddlers in the virtual world. But fear not, for our hero (you!) steps in to save the day and teach those troublemakers a lesson. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

And just like in real life, sometimes you’ll have to face off against angry moms who don’t appreciate your heroic deeds. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on over and show off your bravery and quick thinking skills in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of wild encounters await you next!

CheesyRollUpClash

Boundaries, boyfriend girlfriend, cheesy roll-up, CheesyRollUpClash, Communication, communication in relationships, food etiquette, food preferences, Honesty, honesty in relationships, honesty vs. lying, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenarios, love, relationship dynamics, relationships, Respect, sharing food, sharing food with partner, taco bell

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

So picture this: you’re on your way back from Taco Bell, eagerly anticipating your cheesy roll-up. But wait, your girlfriend hits you with the ultimate hypothetical question: “Would you be mad if I ate your cheesy roll-up?” And you, being the cheese-loving warrior that you are, respond with a resounding “Yes.”

Now, this may seem like a simple question, but let me tell you, the drama that ensued was next level. She was all like, “Really, over a cheesy roll-up?” And you were just like, “Um, yeah, it’s MY cheesy roll-up, thank you very much.”

But fear not, my friend, for there is a place where cheesy roll-ups are abundant and drama-free. Join our Minecraft server and indulge in all the cheesy goodness you desire. No hypothetical questions about snack theft, just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a secret cheesy roll-up crafting recipe that will blow your mind. So come on over and let’s roll-up to victory together!

CartoonCrafters

80s Cartoons, 90s cartoons, American television, animated classics, animated series, animated television, cartoon characters, CartoonCrafters, childhood nostalgia, childhood TV shows, classic cartoons, kids television, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons experience, Saturday Morning Entertainment, Saturday Morning Memories, Saturday morning routine, Saturday morning tradition, television programming, vintage cartoons

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Towns Built:	1

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings, grabbing a big bowl of sugary cereal, and plopping down in front of the TV to watch some epic cartoons? Well, imagine that same feeling, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual Saturday morning cartoon extravaganza, with wacky characters, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers break out into dance parties. Build your own cartoon-inspired creations, team up with other players to defeat evil villains, and embark on quests that will have you laughing out loud.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pancake Palace, where you can feast on stacks of delicious pancakes while watching the sunrise. And rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your Saturday mornings watching boring old TV when you could be living out your own cartoon adventures in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Abyss SMP

abyss, Boundaries, bullying, Community, Discord, exploit, Friendly, Friends, glitch, Griefing, lag reduction, laid back, Mods, nether roof, Play, PvP, quality of life, Respect, rules, Small, smp, stealing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	4255

Server Name	Minecraft SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

Overview

Are you looking for a small, laid-back community where you can make friends and play some Minecraft? Our SMP is almost fully vanilla, with just a few mods to lower lag and enhance quality of life. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord!

Rules

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Q&A

Are there whitelist confirmations? Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.

How long does it take to get whitelisted? I do all the whitelisting myself, so it can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted.

Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? Quite a few people have joined the server without filling the entry form. You will not be whitelisted if you don’t do it, so make sure you complete it!

How big is the server? The server has a fairly small community, but I’m trying to get it larger and more active!

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

MysticCraft Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Buying, consumer culture, consumerism, impulse buy, instant gratification, Land, materialism, must have, MysticCraft, purchasing, retail addiction, retail indulgence, retail therapy, Shopaholic, shopping addiction, shopping obsession, shopping spree, shopping therapy, spending spree, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crops Grown:	1840	Zombie Dances:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world!

We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into confetti!

Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure chests containing rare items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

But beware, because our friendly NPCs might turn into bloodthirsty zombies at any moment and start chasing you around the map!

So come on, join us if you dare and see if you can survive the insanity of our wacky Minecraft server!

PixelPeelerz

bachelor party, bathroom, Bikini, costume, cute idea, disagreement, Drunk, exotic dancer, huge deal, inappropriate, jokey, Monique, Pictures, PixelPeelerz, pizza delivery girl, silly, strip tease, stupid, trenchcoat, Upset, Wives

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396

Are you tired of boring old bachelor parties with the same old strippers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for some wild and wacky fun!

Join us for a virtual bachelor party like no other, where you can dress up as a pizza delivery girl, do a hilarious strip dance, and even have some alone time in the bathroom with your fiancé. Who needs exotic dancers when you can have a jokey version of a striptease with your significant other?

But beware, some of the wives on the server may not approve of your bikini choice or your bathroom antics. But hey, who cares when you’re having a blast on our server, right?

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a bachelor party experience you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, depending on how wild things get)!

CraftyFact Checkerz

Ability, Accuracy, accurate headlines, ai, chatgpt, Checkerz, CraftyFact, decreased trust, dubious ones, fact-checks, false, headlines, Human, improved, increased belief, Misinformation, reduce trust, Reliability, study, Tell, True, true headlines

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, ChatGPT fact-checks are, like, so last season. We don’t need no AI telling us what’s true and what’s false, we got our own crazy minds for that. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get superpowers in the game. I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he could fly in real life. True story, bro. So, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz this server is where all the cool kids hang out.

CivCraft: A Civilization Server

Anarchy, bedrock, Biomes, civcraft, Civilization, discord server, Google form, ISLAND, java, Leveledmobs, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, NotBounties, one life, Plugins, Quests, Realistic Seasons, Resources, Roleplay, Server, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Emeralds Found:	9288	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Server Name	CivCraft Season 4.0
Inspiration	Civilization Videos
Biomes	Dark Forest, Jungle, Mesa, Taiga
Server Activity	3 hours a day
Map Size	7500 by 7500
Unique Feature	One life per player
Plugins	Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, Quests
Platforms	Java, Bedrock
Whitelisted	Yes

FAQs

How do I join the server?

The server is whitelisted, so you need to join the Discord server and fill out a Google Form to get whitelisted.

What is the main objective of the server?

The main objective is to work together with other players to build a civilization on one of the unique biomes available on the islands.

Is there a time limit for gameplay?

Yes, the server is active for three hours a day.

What happens if I die in-game?

You only have one life in this server, so if you die, you will have to strategize and act smart in your next playthrough.

Are there any special features on the map?

Yes, the map is custom and hides secrets and places to build your civilization.

Can I play on any platform?

Yes, you can play on Java or Bedrock, whichever works best for you.

What plugins are used on the server?

Plugins such as Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, and Quests are used to enhance the Vanilla Experience.

Future Vision Server 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, 2025, arrest Bibi, Canada, Canadian hillbillies, christmas, deportation, Future, immigration, Israel, Jeet Deportation Operation, jewry, logical option, Merry Christmas, net zero, opposition, pickup trucks, politician, Server, Smile, trudeau, Video, vision

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only politician is a total savage who’s all about arresting Bibi if he even steps foot in Canada. And get this, they’re all about reducing immigration to NET FUCKING ZERO and starting a Mass Jeet Deportation Operation in 2025. Plus, they keep a smile on their face despite all the Canadian hillbillies in pickup trucks begging to die for Israel. Oh, and did I mention they’re the only one who says MERRY CHRISTMAS on Christmas? Like, bruh, this server is the only logical option, you gotta join now before it’s too late! 🤣🎄🔥