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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 1071
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 4418
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 72 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 9528
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Crops Grown: 3249 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 388
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 8570
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

    TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 7243
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

    SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 2201
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

    🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

    🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

    🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 2098
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9079 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Villages Defended: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockbusterSteve

    BlockbusterSteve
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 4162
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Emeralds Found: 5126
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 479

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

    Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blowin’ Flagz Server

    Blowin’ Flagz Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 5483
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 5034
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 784556 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Farms Harvested: 675 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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