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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 6728 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5606 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 239 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?
4. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…as long as you don’t hit the big red button labeled “DO NOT TOUCH.”
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness that is our Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just ask this satisfied player: ”’dis place so amazing…… i luv it…. wooaaw….. 0_0”’
