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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4359 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Potions Brewed: | 118 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8197 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like the Panama Canal of gaming! It cost us tears and blood to create this epic world, just like Trump’s threats to the Panama Canal stirred up memories of the US imperialist past. But don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama, we just about that Minecraft life, yo!
Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!
