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4 or 5 Minecraft SMP?

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crops Grown:	1490	Mines Excavated:	1715
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

SisterStranded Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Zombie Dances:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family trips gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where you can mine away your troubles and build a virtual fortress of solitude!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your sister drama. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity in a blocky world of endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family dynamics while trying to survive in a pixelated world? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs – need we say more?

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s dig, build, and explore together – because life’s too short to deal with sibling squabbles when you can be crafting epic structures and battling creepers instead!

AisleCraft2021

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve got more family drama than a soap opera on our server. From exes to step-parents, you’ll never know who’s going to pop up next. Will your ex’s family be part of your kids’ lives? Will your stepdad be upset he’s not walking you down the aisle at your virtual wedding? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of love and support to go around too. Join us for a heartwarming experience that will make you cry harder than when you accidentally fell into a pit of lava. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your virtual family on our server too.

So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword, then you might regret it a little).

NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Towns Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

FamBlockerz

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2360	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	256
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Items Found:	5713	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks, but your family just doesn’t understand your artistic vision? Well, fear not my fellow Minecraft enthusiasts, because on our server, not only is building llama statues out of diamond blocks encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Want to create a roller coaster that sends villagers flying into the sky? Go for it! Feel like reenacting the entire plot of Titanic using pigs and boats? We won’t judge (much).

So say goodbye to your family’s boring rules and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

LebCraft: No griefing, just building!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	35	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world where 31 people are getting rekt by israeli strikes in lebanon. on our server, the only thing getting destroyed is ur enemies in pvp battles. we have more explosions than a war zone but in a fun way, not a scary way. plus, our admins are like superheroes, they will protect u from griefers like they are protecting lebanon from airstrikes. so come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing blowing up is ur mind with fun and excitement.

Arctic Hybrid Zone: Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	269	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there! We got polar bears chillin’ with penguins, makin’ some wild hybrid babies! It’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here!

Join us and witness the magic of circumpolar hybrid zones, where animals from opposite ends of the Earth come together to create some wacky new species. It’s like Noah’s Ark on steroids, bro!

Our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. Who needs regular old animals when you can have polar bear-penguin hybrids running around causing chaos?

So come on down and experience the biodiversity bonanza that is our server. Trust us, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. Let’s get wild, baby!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	616993
Crops Grown:	9159	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Buildings Constructed:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Emeralds Found:	8706
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

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craft.bestixworld.ru

She Is In! Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	7517
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find! Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and emeralds for eternity. So, are you ready to embark on this epic quest and become the next Minecraft millionaire?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you will never run out of surprises on our server. And don’t even get me started on the magical potions that can turn you into a superhero for a day!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky and wonderful world where anything is possible. SHE IS IN, are you?

Incel Kino Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4180
Ores Mined:	9190	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with mandatory incel Kinos that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, where the only way to defeat it is by reciting lines from your favorite incel movie. Or how about a thrilling game of capture the flag, where the flag is actually just a fedora that you have to wear while running around the map?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Incel Olympics, where players compete in events such as the Neckbeard Dash, the Fedora Toss, and the Waifu Pillow Fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Nice Guy, who roams the server looking for m’ladies to rescue.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of irony – you’re gonna need it!