stryker and the goons

but wait, dere’s more! we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for da creepers disguised as diamonds! dey’ll blow u up real good! and don’t even get me started on da PvP arena, where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with diamond swords! it’s like nothin u’ve ever seen before!

oh, and did i mention da custom mobs? we got zombie chickens dat shoot lasers out of their eyes and skeleton cows dat drop buckets of milk instead of bones! it’s a real hoot, i tell ya!

so what are ya waitin for? come join us on dis wild and wacky minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and da only limit is your imagination! oh, and also, we have free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?