Stroke yourself silly – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, bust out, dft, gooning, horny anons, long tail tags, Minecraft, no drama, no loli, no shota, no weird fetishes, obligatory, PLAP, saturday edition, Server, steaming boy batter, Stroke, Stroke yourself silly, tags, Thread, Worship, worship girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

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Light & Wicked Ways 1.21.2

1.21.2, CHANGED.., enlightenment, growth, inner peace, introspection, Light, mindfulness, personal development, Positive Change, realization, Redemption, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-transformation, spiritual awakening, transformation, Ways, Wicked, wicked ways

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a spiritual awakening for your pixelated soul.

Join us and you’ll be blessed with epic builds that will make you question reality itself.

The community here is so lit, it’s like a virtual cult of awesome gamers who have seen the light and changed their wicked ways.

Don’t be left in the dark, join us now and let the pixel gods guide you to Minecraft enlightenment.

Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

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Mars Hydro Fun Land

Astrobiology, atmosphere, atmospheric composition, climate change, Fun, History, hot and cold planets, HYDRO, Hydrogen, hydrogen in space, Land, mars, mars atmosphere, Mars history, mars research, Martian Atmosphere, planetary evolution, planetary science, red planet, scientific discovery, space exploration, Space missions

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secrets of mars and its crazy atmosphere! we got hydrogen everywhere, like seriously, it’s like a party up in here!

imagine building your own mars base and exploring the red planet like a boss. we even have special events where we reenact the hot again, cold again history of mars.

so if you want to be a space explorer and uncover the mysteries of the universe, join our server now! plus, we have free snacks in the virtual break room. what more could you ask for?

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Bucketry Minecraft

Bucketry, building contests, community-driven, Creative mode, Custom Biomes, Custom Economy, Exploration, Friendly staff, hardcore survival, legendary items, Lore-rich quests, Minecraft, Mob Arenas, player events, Player vs environment, PvE, PvP arenas, smp, treasure hunting

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft
Java: mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock: mc.bucketry.net:19132

Why Play at Bucketry?
🎯 Quests That Matter
⚔️ Gear Built Your Way
🌱 Master Your Path
🏰 Build Your Kingdom
🎣 Farming, Mining & Fishing – Done Right
💎 Treasure Hunts & Hidden Rewards
💰 Player-Driven Economy
🤝 A Community You’ll Want to Join
📜 Quests with a Story
🔧 Streamlined for Fun

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join Bucketry Minecraft?

A: Simply connect to the server using the Java or Bedrock link provided above.

Q: What makes Bucketry different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Bucketry offers a unique gameplay experience with quests that matter, customizable gear, a player-driven economy, and a strong sense of community.

Q: Can I play with my friends on Bucketry?

A: Absolutely! Bucketry is a multiplayer server, so you can team up with friends to tackle quests, build kingdoms, and explore together.

Q: Are there special events on Bucketry?

A: Yes, Bucketry regularly hosts events and challenges for players to participate in, adding an extra layer of fun and excitement to the gameplay.

Q: Do I need any mods or plugins to play on Bucketry?

A: No, Bucketry is optimized for vanilla gameplay, so you can start your adventure right away without the need for additional mods or plugins.

Q: How can I get involved in the Bucketry community?

A: Joining the Bucketry Discord server and participating in in-game events and challenges are great ways to connect with other players and be part of the community.

Eternal Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, always true, BELIEF, Certainty, certainty in truth, Deep thinking, doubt, ETERNAL, existential questioning, existentialism, introspection, metaphysical pondering, philosophical inquiry., philosophy, Questioning, questioning reality, Quests, seeking answers, skepticism, True, truth-seeking, universal truth, why

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling zombie hordes and exploring mysterious caves filled with hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of clucking like a pro.

So why wait? Join us now and unlock the secrets of the blocky universe!

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CharityCraft Minecraft Server

#first class, babysitting job, BROKE, charity case, CharityCraft, family, good jobs, Help, high cost of living, interest-free loans, mad, Managing, Minecraft, opportunities, refusing, Rent, rich family, Rude, Server, Support, Talk, well off

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against players based on their family’s wealth or connections!

Join us and experience a world where everyone starts off on an equal playing field, no matter how many countries they’ve traveled to in first class.

Build your way up from the bottom, just like our server owner’s sister did (allegedly). Who needs handouts from rich families when you can grind for your diamonds like a true Minecraft warrior?

So come on in and show us what you’re made of! And remember, no matter how many childcare centers you manage in real life, in our server, we’re all just blocky characters trying to survive and thrive. See you in the game!

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SisCashSnafuCraft

borrowing money, college funds, custodial account, family, family conflict, family dynamics, financial accountability, financial betrayal, financial boundaries, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, generational wealth, Inheritance, money management, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisCashSnafuCraft, sister, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join now for a chance to inherit virtual riches and deal with shady custodians who may or may not steal your in-game currency.

In our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to get your money back from your sister who keeps making excuses and lying about where it went. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and get your funds back, or will you be left broke and fuming?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the opportunity to navigate family dynamics, deal with guilt-tripping siblings, and try to convince your grandparents that justice must be served – all while trying to save up for virtual college tuition.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a family feud at Thanksgiving dinner, look no further! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the financial chaos and come out on top. Remember, in this world, it’s not just about building blocks – it’s about building trust and getting your virtual money back!

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Ex_Minecrafter_Meets_MinecraftSMP

10. Lack of commitment, 11. personal growth, 12. Self-reflection, 13. Closure, 14. Healing process, 15. letting go, 16. Starting over, 17. Learning from past relationships, 18. Red flags, 19. Unresolved issues, 2. Breakup reasons, 20. Emotional detachment., 3. Heartbreak, 4. Moving on, 5. Communication problems, 6. Trust issues, 7. Incompatibility, 8. Emotional baggage, 9. Infidelity, Ex_Minecrafter_Meets_MinecraftSMP, relationship issues

OMG so like, I totally left my last relationship because my ex didn’t understand the importance of joining this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, can you believe it? They were all like “Minecraft is just a game” and I was like “No, it’s a way of life, bro!” So yeah, I had to dump them and now I’m looking for someone who gets it, you know? Join us on this server and let’s build a virtual world together, where diamonds are our currency and creepers are our pets. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. Plus, I heard there’s a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. So yeah, if you’re down for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans, hit me up and let’s do this! #Minecraft4Life #SMP4Ever 🤪🎮🔥

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BlockyHRDisasters

BlockyHRDisasters, boundary crossing, explicit content, HR nightmare, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, misconduct, NSFW, office gossip, office misconduct, office scandal, shocking incident, unprofessional conduct, Workplace, workplace drama, workplace harassment, workplace inappropriate behavior, workplace inappropriate conduct, workplace inappropriate incident, workplace misconduct, workplace scandal

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW shenanigans that will make your virtual head spin. From villagers getting frisky in the town square to creepers twerking in the mines, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon strip club, where you can watch the dragon shed its scales and dance the night away. And don’t even get us started on the scandalous love triangle between Steve, Alex, and a mysterious llama named Carl.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

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GreenlandGoneWild

Alliance, Arctic, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, international relations, intervention, Leaders, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, SOVEREIGNTY, strategy, territorial dispute, trump, united states

so, like, u know how trump is all like “i want greenland”? well, europe is like “nah bro, u can’t have it” and they’re like plotting and scheming to stop him. it’s like a real life game of risk but with way more drama. come join our minecraft server and help europe save greenland from trump’s tiny hands. u can be part of the epic battle for greenland and maybe even become a hero in the process. plus, we have like, really cool buildings and stuff. so, like, join now and let’s save greenland together, bro!

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MeatEatersOnly Dating Club

attractiveness, BIAS, club, compatibility, Cultural differences, DATING, dietary habits, judgment, long-term relationships, meat eaters, meat eating, MeatEatersOnly, Perception, Poland, Preferences, relationships, romantic partners, social norms, Stereotypes, tradition, Vegetarians

come join our epic minecraft server where vegetarians are treated like royalty! we have a strong meat-eating tradition just like poland, so if you’re a meat-eater looking for love, this is the place to be! our players rate vegetarians as less attractive dating partners, so if you want to up your game, join us now! who knew minecraft could help you find love based on your dietary habits? don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to find your meat-loving soulmate on our server!

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