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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Votes:	8062
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Crops Grown:	6133
Magic Items Found:	5939	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Foxden: Where the foxes run semi-wild and the vanilla is only in the cake! Join our chaos-filled SMP now!

Ban, Cake, chaosfilled, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Farms, Foxden, foxes, Griefing, java, Join, Map, Minecraft, Minigame, Moderator, Plugins, pranks, PvP, rules, RUN, Semi Vanilla, Semiwild, Server, smp, stealing, Vanilla, villagers, Whitelist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

About Us

Foxden	Small java server
Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival with plugins
Age Restriction	None official, discretion advised
Map Age	2 months old, no reset plans

Add-ons

Dynmap, No chat reporting, Carpet, and more

Plus a whole bunch of small datapacks and tweaks.

Rules

1	Must be a member of the discord
2	No slurs, homophobia, racism, abuse
3	No griefing, stealing
4	No using Farms or villagers without permission
5	No PvP/killing without consent
6	Inactivity may result in property transfer
7	Leaving discord or being banned speeds up process
8	Moderators decide warnings/bans

How to Join

Join our Discord, read rules channel, react to message, and add Minecraft name to whitelist channel.

Discord Link

FAQ

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: There are no official age restrictions, but discretion is advised as mature topics may be discussed.

Q: How old is the current map?

A: The current map is about 2 months old and there are no plans for a reset soon.

Q: What plugins and add-ons are used on the server?

A: Some of the plugins and add-ons used include Dynmap, No chat reporting, Carpet, and various small datapacks and tweaks.

Q: What are the rules regarding griefing and stealing?

A: Griefing, stealing, modifying, damaging, or killing animals is not allowed. Using farms or villagers without permission is also prohibited.

Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Magic Items Found:	5432	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Blocky Booty Buds: Where Creepers Explode and Friendships Are Made

acceptance, blocky, BOOTY, Boundaries, buds, Communication, CREEPERS, Decision making, Desires, emotional health, explode, fear, FRIENDSHIPS, Illness, LGBTQ, Men, mommy gf, personal growth, Preference, relationships, Self Discovery, self-care, sex, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ores Mined:	6966	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6639
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magic Items Found:	7216

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your thoughts? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and the only rule is to have fun!

But that’s not all – our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your long-lost family. Need a mommy GF? We’ve got plenty of players who are ready to take on that role (in-game, of course). And as for staying safe while exploring, don’t worry – our server is so clean, you’ll never catch any virtual diseases here.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find what you’re looking for (or at least have a good laugh along the way)!

parkour civ

Civ, ep, evbo, Minecraft, Parkour, planetminecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Emeralds Found:	8737	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Divine Spears Created:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

this is the server for parkour civ made by evbo there are 20 ep so far and there will be more to come __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

parkour_civ.aternos.me:14100

Shrimpy & Smiley Server: Peppered with a pinch of Vanilla, version 1.16.5!

#addons, 1.16.5, Community, Cut, Fun, Horse, Improvement, INSTANT, Join, Life, Meet, Overhaul, people, Peppered, Pinch, Place, Quality, Server, Shrimpy, Smiley, smp, Tree, uk, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Minecraft Server Overview
I’ve made a vanilla smp server, that aims to be a small friendly place where you have fun and meet other people. It has a few quality of life improvement addons, like horse overhaul, instant tree cut down and etc. You can join at mateeeminecraft.uk.to, there’s no whitelist or nothing.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla SMP?	Yes, the server is a vanilla SMP server with some quality of life improvement addons.
What are some of the quality of life improvements?	Some of the improvements include horse overhaul, instant tree cut down, and more.
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, there is no whitelist required to join the server.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server at mateeeminecraft.uk.to.

Jump Rookies R Us

1000, Anime, April, Competition, Contest, EmTZ65spAEk, EmTZ65spAEs, grand prize, grand prize winner, jump, Jump Rookie contest, Manga, rare, Rookie, rookies, series, shonen jump, Shonen Jump contest., Thoughts, Westerner, WIN, winner

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you just won $1000? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even westerners are winning big bucks (apparently that’s rare, who knew?). Join us and embark on a journey filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even some unexpected cash prizes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome?). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCuck – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Cheating and Betrayal

Avas, BETRAYAL, big cocks, Booru Backup, Bulls, Cheating, CraftyCuck, cringy cuck, cucks, horny cumdumpsters, impregnation, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR Captions, Server, Succubus dating guide, temptation, trust shattering, Ultimate, waifus, Wombs of the Gods, Working Mama Edition

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Working Mama Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and impregnation!

Are you ready to discover that your Minecraft waifu might not be as loyal as you thought? Watch as your trust shatters with every block you place!

But don’t worry, our bulls are here to steal and impregnate other players’ waifus while they watch in horror. It’s a cuck’s worst nightmare come true!

So come on in and post pictures of your waifu for bulls to save and steal. Who knows, maybe your waifu will end up being a horny cumdumpster after all!

Join us on Working Mama Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Will you stay loyal, or will you be tempted to cheat with a big blocky cock? The choice is yours!

New Avatar Minecraft Server

Avatar, Conquer, Custom, Faction, Factions, IROH, Korra, last airbender, Minecraft, Plugin, Roleplay, Server, Skills, Survival, world

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

This is a new server set in the world of Avatar the Last Airbender. It features a fully custom plugin with skills never before seen, designed for players to build their own world in a faction survival environment. Roleplay or fight to conquer the world, the choice is yours.

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Innocent Islands: Where death is just a minor inconvenience! Join us for Land Claim, Jobs, Economy, and custom chaos in 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Chaos, Claim, Creative, Custom, death, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, INCONVENIENCE, innocent, Islands, Jobs, Join, KitPvP, Land, Magic, Minigames, MINOR, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Server Name	Innocent Islands
Gameplay	Adventure-driven gameplay filled with new content, exploration, progression, quests, and challenges
Community	Friendly community-based survival server
Website	innocentislands.feathermc.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XFd6d2sY

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to innocentislands.feathermc.gg

2. Is there a whitelist to join?

No, the server is open to all players.

3. What kind of gameplay can I expect?

Adventure-driven gameplay with new content, exploration, progression, quests, and challenges.

4. How do I become part of the community?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/XFd6d2sY to connect with other players and stay updated on events and announcements.

5. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, be sure to read the rules on the server website to ensure you follow the guidelines and maintain a friendly atmosphere for all players.

6. Can I create my own quests and challenges on the server?

While the server may have its own quests and challenges, you are encouraged to create your own adventures and share them with the community.

Blocky Banter

achievement, AMBITION, banter, blocky, career, college, Disappointment, discrimination, dreams, education, envy, Future, hatred, injustice, Jealousy, judgment, MONEY, opportunity, Resentment, society, stereotype, success

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Votes:	5555
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in rewarding education and punishing those who didn’t go to college! If you didn’t get that fancy degree, then you don’t get any in-game money – sorry, not sorry! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to join our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn forest. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Potato Gods.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where anything is possible – as long as you have that college degree!