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PretendCraft: Fake Fun Zone

conformity, enjoyment, Fake, fake enthusiasm, fake happiness, fake smiles, feigning interest, forced laughter, Fun, going through the motions, hiding true emotions, insincere compliments, keeping up appearances, masking true feelings, peer pressure, playing along, PretendCraft, pretending, pretending for others, pretending to like, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations, Zone

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of pretending to enjoy boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

We guarantee that you will never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re battling a horde of zombie villagers or racing against a pack of speedy llamas. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have uncovered diamond-studded armor and enchanted golden apples that grant wishes (okay, maybe not wishes, but they’re still pretty cool).

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, Moscow, president, repelled, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy, Zelenskiy

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4662	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

so, like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziness goin on like zelenskiy tryna start a war with russia in minecraft lmao. we makin russia feel the heat, they tryna repel our incursions but we just keep comin back for more. join us for the ultimate battle of the century, it’s gonna be wild yo. come get in on the action and show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft showdown. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

Dino2Chickens: Cassowary Edition

ancient creatures, avian, bird evolution, Birds, cassowary, chickens, Dino2Chickens, dinosaur descendants, Dinosaurs, Edition, emu, Evolution, evolutionary biology, feathers, flightless birds, fossil record, genetic similarities, modern birds, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric, Scientific theory

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Farms Harvested:	497	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

come join our minecraft server where dinosaurs actually did turn into chickens but also cassowaries and emus because why not? we have a crazy mod that lets you ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling creepers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of diamonds and every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas serenades you. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on down and join the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft

acceleration, athletic performance, energy transfer, Experimental Study, Friction, gain speed, gravity, kinetic energy, Mechanics, momentum, Motion, optimal pumping strategy, Physicists, PHYSICS., scientific research, Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft, Skate Park, skateboarders, skateboarding, sports science, Velocity

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	9020	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have physicists figuring out the best way for sk8ers to get speed like zoom zoom brrrrrrrr. we got them using their big brain power to help u go fast like sonic on crack. imagine flying through the air like a majestic eagle on a skateboard. we also have secret portals that lead to a dimension filled with talking animals who give u quests to complete. u might even find a magical unicorn who will grant u three wishes, but be careful what u wish for cuz u might end up with a giant chicken as a pet. so come on down to our server and experience the most mind-blowing, speed-boosting, chicken-petting adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s ur problem, not ours.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where we roleplay cleaning up creepers with a mop! Whitelist required.

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, CREEPERS, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Events-hosting, Janitors, Lore, mop, Nations, Plugins, required, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, story building, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the Discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

1. Do I have to join the Discord server to play on the Janitor’s Closet?

Yes, joining the Discord server is required. This is where all information and the community are located, and it helps filter out any unwanted players.

2. Are there specific build themes I have to follow?

No, there are no specific build themes to follow on the Janitor’s Closet. You are free to build in any era, genre, or style you prefer.

3. Can I create my own culture or nation on the server?

Absolutely! Players are encouraged to create their own cultures, nations, and stories on the server. It adds to the unique worldbuilding and roleplay experience.

4. How often are events held on the server?

Events on the server vary from lore-related to in-game fun activities. Players can also host their own events once they have an idea and gather participants.

YomaCraft Minecraft Server

17th Night, Community Outreach, Daily Yomawari Sensei, drug abuse, emotional struggles, Fist Fight, high school teacher, Japanese author, mental health, Minecraft, night patrol, Pt.1, Real Life Stories, school violence, self-mutilation, Server, teacher memoir, teenage problems, troubled youth, urban education, Yokohama City, YomaCraft, youth issues

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of a high school teacher turned night patrol officer in Yokohama City! Join us as we navigate through the chaotic world of troubled youth, from self-mutilation to drug abuse, all while trying to maintain order in the city.

In our 17th night on patrol, things really heat up as we find ourselves in the middle of a fist fight between two rival factions of blocky characters. Will you join the fight or try to break it up? The choice is yours!

But beware, things can get pretty crazy on our server. You never know what kind of shenanigans our players will get into, from building giant statues of themselves to starting their own underground black market for enchanted diamonds.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of Yokohama City at night. Who knows, you might even become the hero that the city needs!

SMP_SonnyBoiCraft

baseball league, batting average, blue hair, championship streak, discrimination, Hero, home run king, M-League, Mister Monkey, Monkey and Club, Monkey Blue, Monkey Mountain, monkeys, near-perfect game, persecution, pitching arm, Rookie, SMP_SonnyBoiCraft, Steroid Monkey, Tragedy, Upper Monkey

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Towns Built:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Welcome to the most bananas Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the world of Monkey Mountain, where the legendary Monkey League reigns supreme. Picture this: monkeys playing baseball with unmatched skill and talent, breaking records left and right.

Imagine Steroid Monkey, the home run king who smashed 80 home runs in a single year – talk about monkey business! Then there’s Upper Monkey, the miracle hitting machine who outshined the god of batting by two thousandths – now that’s swinging for the fences! And let’s not forget Mister Monkey, the catcher extraordinaire turned winning manager with a ten-season streak that’ll make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Enter Monkey Blue, the blue-haired maverick who shattered legends and became a symbol of hope for all monkeys. With his talent and determination, he took down the reigning king and led the underdog team to victory, ending Bigfoot’s championship streak at 10 – talk about a monkey wrench in the plans!

But tragedy struck in the midst of glory, with a near-perfect game ending in a heartbreaking loss. Will you join us in the Monkey League and help write the next chapter in this wild and wacky tale? The stakes are high, the competition fierce, and the laughs endless. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other – because in this SMP, anything can happen!

BlockyLoveWeddingWalk

awkward, Best Friend, BlockyLoveWeddingWalk, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Bridesmaid, ceremony, Communication, compromise, decision, friendship, Intimacy, reception, relationships, Religious, Request, Respect, sheltered, Traditions, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring weddings where everything goes according to plan? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous wedding ceremonies you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: bridesmaids entering the ceremony with llamas instead of groomsman, flower girls riding on the backs of pigs, and the bride arriving on a flying dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most drama-filled bridal parties you’ll ever encounter. Witness bridesmaids demanding to walk down the aisle with their boyfriends, groomsmen challenging each other to duels for the bride’s favor, and the priest accidentally summoning a horde of zombies during the vows.

Don’t miss out on the craziest wedding experience of your Minecraft life! Join our server now and prepare to say “I do” to the chaos.

CraftySMPRejects

boring hobbies, CraftySMPRejects, dull hobbies, hobbies not worth it, hobbies to avoid, hobbies to ditch, hobbies to ignore, hobbies to pass on, hobbies to skip, hobbies to steer clear of, hobbies with no value, least fulfilling hobbies, mindless pastimes, pointless hobbies, popular hobbies, stupid hobbies, time wasters, uninspiring activities, uninteresting activities, unproductive pursuits, Waste of time

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of spending your days doing boring hobbies like stamp collecting or watching paint dry? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Why waste your time on pointless activities when you could be building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds filled with adventure? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who will trade you rare items for stacks of emeralds.

So say goodbye to boring hobbies and hello to the most epic, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Ex-BlockbusterEmployee47

Career Growth, company benefits, company communication, company culture, company environment, company ethics, company performance, company policies, company reputation, company values, corporate secrets, ExBlockbusterEmployee47, former employer, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, leadership style, management style, office politics, team dynamics, work experience, work-life balance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Potions Brewed:	75	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server I used to play on! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re on a wild rollercoaster ride. And instead of mining for diamonds, you have to battle it out in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon to claim your loot. But the best part? The owner of the server is actually a secret llama in disguise, pulling all the strings behind the scenes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the pure chaos of this server. So come join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!