Welcome to our Minecraft server, where summer ’92 is alive and kicking! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to a time when toothpicks were the ultimate weapon of choice.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player challenges you to a duel. But instead of swords, you both whip out toothpicks and engage in the most epic toothpick battle ever seen in Minecraft history. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary machizmo slapper, a mysterious figure who roams the land slapping the machizmo out of anyone who dares to talk smack. Will you be brave enough to face this toothpick-wielding enforcer?
So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with toothpick duels, machizmo slapping, and summer ’92 nostalgia. Just be sure to watch your mouth, or you might end up with a toothpick in your eye!
A: The server focuses on providing a variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of all forms of cheating, and maintaining a friendly community for players of all skill levels.
A: No, mods are not allowed on the serverexcept for specific ones listed for Badlion Client. Any form of cheating, including the use of mods, will result in a permanent ban.
A: No, large scale farms that generate excessive amounts of items are strictly prohibited as they can disrupt the economy and gameplay balance. A list of banned farms can be found in the server rules.
A: Joining the Discord is not mandatory but highly recommended for posting feedback, getting updates, and interacting with the community. The Discord link can be obtained in-game.
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the cool kids hang out! We have the ideal tomboy look on lock – think pink hair, combat boots, and a diamond sword in hand. Join our server for a chance to show off your inner tomboy and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood tomboy who needs a friend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show the Minecraft world what a true tomboy looks like!
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Bitcoin is jealous! That’s right, Bitcoin has officially broken out against the M1 money supply just to try and get a piece of the action on our server.
Join us for epic battles against creepers, epic loot drops that will make you richer than a Bitcoin investor, and secret underground bases that even the most skilled players will struggle to find. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the legendary Minecraft myth.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Bitcoin when you’ve got all the virtual riches you could ever dream of right here?
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready for a wild ride on a server that is as unpredictable as a Russian woman with a bottle of vodka in hand? Join us for a crazy adventure where anything can happen, from building epic structures to battling mobs while sipping on some virtual vodka. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re expecting a normal, boring server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into the madness together! Cheers to a wild and wacky Minecraft experience!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted avocado toast, battle against hordes of zombie Karens demanding to speak to the manager, and build the most hipster-friendly base you can imagine (think organic kale farms and craft beer breweries).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Boomerllenials, a rare breed of players who can’t figure out how to craft a simple pickaxe but will regale you with tales of the good old days when creepers were just a figment of their imagination.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled adventure that will leave you questioning whether it’s all just a boomer meme or a millennial dream!
Whether you’re looking to master the economy, explore vast new landscapes, or simply enjoy a peaceful place to craft and build, Pureland SMP offers a welcoming space for all adventurers.
Join us today and create your own story in Pureland SMP, where every player matters and every moment is an opportunity for fun and adventure.
Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is drama-free! No more dealing with fake thirdies trying to ruin your fun, just pure Minecraft bliss.
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure rainbow, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese (because why not?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of cheese? Join now and become a part of our wacky Minecraft family!
Join our Minecraft server and you can witness the epic journey of Ichigo from a high school delinquent to a professional translator! Who needs good grades when you can kick ghost butt and save the world, am I right? Plus, we have special quests where you can learn different languages by communicating with villagers from different realms. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be a multilingual hero like Ichigo!
