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5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ores Mined:	8529
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

SummerCraft92: Where Creepers Wear Hawaiian Shirts and Endermen Rock Sunglasses

1990s, aggression, chico, Confrontation, CREEPERS, endermen, eye injury, HAWAIIAN, Hispanic culture, machizmo, Memories, Nostalgia, physical altercation, Reminiscing, Rock, Shirts, street culture, street talk, summer 92, summer vibes, SummerCraft92, sunglasses, Throwback, toothpick, tough talk, urban life, violence, wear

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Runes Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where summer ’92 is alive and kicking! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to a time when toothpicks were the ultimate weapon of choice.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player challenges you to a duel. But instead of swords, you both whip out toothpicks and engage in the most epic toothpick battle ever seen in Minecraft history. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary machizmo slapper, a mysterious figure who roams the land slapping the machizmo out of anyone who dares to talk smack. Will you be brave enough to face this toothpick-wielding enforcer?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with toothpick duels, machizmo slapping, and summer ’92 nostalgia. Just be sure to watch your mouth, or you might end up with a toothpick in your eye!

Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Pank World server Minecraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

45.93.200.46:25572

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3204	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchantments Applied:	52
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Animals Bred:	107
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Price Tag Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!