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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump intensifying statehood threats in attack on canada! build your own wall to keep out those pesky canadians and make america great again! join forces with other players to launch surprise attacks on maple syrup factories and hockey arenas! beware of the moose mobs that roam the land, they’re not afraid to trample your crops and steal your diamonds! with crazy events like the great poutine war and the mountie invasion, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! so grab your pickaxe and join us now for the most outrageous minecraft experience ever! -
Sloth President Megalonyx – Jefferson’s Discovery
join our epic minecraft server where you can dig up giant sloth bones just like scientist-president thomas jefferson did!! we have the REAL megalonyx jeffersonii waiting for you to uncover and show off to all your friends. become a sloth archaeologist and uncover the mysteries of the prehistoric world right in your own virtual backyard. who needs dinosaurs when you have giant sloths?! come join the fun and adventure today! -
The StorytimeSMP: A New Start
StorytimeSMP Overview
Server Type Role-play oriented server World Generation Terralith Features Java and Bedrock Cross-play, Proximity Voice Chat, Dynmap, Custom Music Discs, Custom Images Plugin, Amazing staff FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
What is the server about?
The StorytimeSMP is a role-play oriented server where you play a character of your own creation and tell their story through your actions in the Terralith world.
Can I play on this server with Java and Bedrock versions?
Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play.
What is Proximity Voice Chat?
Proximity Voice Chat allows players to hear each other based on their in-game proximity.
How can I join the StorytimeSMP server?
You can join the server by visiting the Discord server: StorytimeSMP Discord
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Leftist Chaos in Block World
Join Now! The Server That Will Make You Question Your Very Existence!
Welcome, brave soul, to the end of reality! Here at “MineMadness”, we don’t just build blocks—we build existential crises! You might’ve played Minecraft before, but never like this. If you’re looking for the greatest server experience the universe has ever birthed, that’s right, this is it! Or maybe it’s the worst? Who can say? Unravel the threads of the cosmos alongside players who may or may not be figments of your imagination. One thing is certain: existence is overrated, and so are traditional gaming experiences!
Features of Eternal Confusion
Feature Explanation Anti-Gravity Blocks Float into oblivion while creating endless voids of despair! Time-Traveling Cows Milk them from the 1920s or 2120s! The choice is morbidly yours! Infinite Nether Why travel to the End when you can embrace the chaos of an eternally burning dimension? Reverse Crafting Craft items that dissolve when you look at them, because who needs inventory? NPCs with Existential Dread Interact with villagers who question their purpose! Get deep or get out! Minecart Journeys into the Void Ride forever or until you lose your mind—it’s all a matter of perspective! Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Simply ask the wind. If it whispers your name in an ancient language, you may proceed. Or maybe not. It really depends on your alignment with cosmic forces.
Q: What are the rules?
A: Rules are illusions. The only law is that there are no laws. But if you contradict that, prepare for the paradox to consume your very soul!
Q: Is there a community?
A: Community is a construct! Only shadows lurk in the chat. They might be friendly. Or they might just be reflections of your deepest insecurities.
Random Server Reviews
>be leftist>no father figure>want conservatives to fuck my mom why am I like this
“It’s like jumping into a blender while quoting Shakespeare!”
“You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen the sun rise in the Nether.”
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ChaosCraft: Cousin-Free Zone
navigating family relationships, dealing with judgment, emotional wellbeing, AITA, comparing siblingsWelcome to The Whimsical Realm of Blocky Lunacy!
Step right up and milk the cosmic cows of confusion! Here, in our chaotic Minecraft server, the rules are made of spaghetti, and the logic is as wobbly as a jellyfish on a trampoline!
Why Join Us? Because Why Not?!
Our server’s centerpiece is a giant potato wearing a crown, demanding tribute in the form of virtual broccoli. Are you ready to play Tag with invisible zippers? The answer is YES, but only if you can solve the riddle of the purple walrus under the lake!
Feature Description Magic Creepers They explode with glitter and offer you a unicorn if you sing the alphabet backwards. Food Fight Arena Fight with potatoes that whisper your mom’s secrets! Caution: they bite. Talking Trees Make friends with trees that only speak in Shakespearean English while wearing sunglasses. Dimension Swap. Every hour, the server changes to a parallel universe where blocks taste like marshmallows. Bring your own chocolate! Daily Lava Hoppers A ritual jump into lava while reciting your grocery list. Don’t forget the pickles! Player Rants Reviews
“I once traded my soul for a slice of pizza and ended up with a pet rock! 10/10 would recommend!”
“Why do the skeletons wear hats? They have no heads! This is madness!”
“I made a friend named Harold, who is a ghost in a fridge. I’m starting to feel normal.”
“I logged in, and my house was a giant cupcake filled with bees. I can’t even…”
Final Thoughts of Confusion
Beware! The ethereal spaghetti monster watches your every move. If you ignore the cosmic whispers, you’ll be doomed to eternally walk in circles while wearing a rubber chicken as a hat. Join us, or be forever lost in the land of eternal socks! Only you can decide!
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DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, mate! we got kangaroos hopping around and koalas chillin in the trees. if you don’t join, the australian government will start putting tariffs on your steel and aluminum. trust me, you don’t want a kangaroo knocking on your door demanding payment for tariffs. plus, trump is gonna reconsider them anyways, so might as well hop on our server and avoid the drama. kangaroo-approved fun awaits! -
Skyhawk City: Toxic Avian Adventures
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got urban birds of prey flyin’ around like bosses! These birds be exposin’ themselves to all dem organic pollutants like they don’t even care. In Greater Vancouver, our Cooper’s hawks be showin’ off dem extreme PBDE levels, with one bird reachin’ the highest ever recorded for a wild bird. It’s like a pollution party up in here, with contaminants varyin’ by habitat and highlightin’ all dem risks for our apex predators in urban ecosystems. So come on and join da fun, where even da birds be gettin’ lit with dem pollutants!