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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3144 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 2738 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Our server is the perfect place for aspiring NBA stars who may not have the best dribbling skills or even own a basketball. We welcome all levels of players, even those who double dribble their way to victory. And if you’re looking for some tough love and real talk, our community is here to set you straight and help you realize your true potential (even if it’s not in the NBA).
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where anything is possible and where dreams of basketball stardom can come crashing down in the most hilarious ways. Who needs the NBA when you can dominate in the world of Minecraft?