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Ladies’ Choice Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Ores Mined:	4358	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

The Real Estate Market Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Farms Harvested:	908	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring old dirt hut? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has the hottest real estate market in the game! We’ve got mansions, castles, and even underwater villas up for grabs. And rumor has it, if you build your house on a diamond block, you’ll never have to worry about creepers again!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in feathers and eggs. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his title as the rightful ruler of all poultry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a run-in with the infamous Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

TinyJoysMC SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the power to control time itself! So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BdayBlockBonanza

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Oh, forget about boring old birthday presents, join our Minecraft server and we’ll give you the gift of endless fun and adventure! Imagine this: on your birthday, you log in and find a giant cake made entirely out of diamonds waiting for you in the middle of a lush jungle. But be careful, because the cake is guarded by a pack of wild creepers who are just dying to blow out your candles! And that’s not all, we also have a special birthday quest where you have to hunt down a rare pink sheep and shear it to make a birthday suit of armor. Trust us, this server is the ultimate birthday present you never knew you needed!

Lit London English Teachers

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Love Letters Sent:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Votes:	742

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like, run by a group of literature teachers from London who are actually english english teachers. they teach u how to build epic castles and stuff while reciting shakespearean sonnets. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden library in the server, u unlock a secret quest to find the lost diamond sword of king arthur. like, how crazy is dat? so come join us and let’s get literary in minecraft, mate!

Arctic Plant Party

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to explore Antarctica but without all the cold and danger? well, do we have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft server where the Antarctic Peninsula is LIT with plant cover! From less than 0.9 square kilometres to almost 12 square kilometres, that’s like, a bazillion percent increase, bro!

Imagine building your base surrounded by lush vegetation in the frozen tundra. You can have a pet penguin as your sidekick and ride polar bears into battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who needs the real Antarctica when you can have this epicness? Join now and become the ultimate Antarctic explorer!

Forgive Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Animals Bred:	192	Crops Grown:	2740
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ores Mined:	6228

Are you ready to forgive and forget on this wild and wacky Minecraft server? Join us for a chance to redeem yourself and make amends with all the creepers you’ve blown up in the past. Our server is filled with forgiveness and fun, where you can build bridges (literally) with your enemies and turn your TNT into hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself was forgiven on our server and now spends his days hosting dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our diamond ore is said to grant wishes to those who mine it with a pure heart (and a strong pickaxe).

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to forgive and forget in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, forgiveness is key…unless someone steals your diamonds, then all bets are off.

Diana’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Emeralds Found:	3992	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that Diana Serday herself roams these lands, seeking out brave adventurers to join her in epic quests and battles. Who was Bind referring to when he mentioned M? Could it be a secret code for hidden treasures waiting to be discovered? Only those who join our server will find out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and endless possibilities, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of Diana Serday herself!

529Craft: Son’s Loot Only

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1720
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crops Grown:	5434
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	136

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrilling tale of a 40-year-old player who is torn between saving for his biological son’s college fund and his stepdaughters feeling left out. Will he be able to balance the financial needs of his blended family while navigating the treacherous waters of child support dodging bio dads?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a wife who just found out about her husband’s secret college fund and the stepdaughters who have been living the high life with international trips and competitive sports. Will they all come together in harmony or will the Minecraft world be torn apart by financial woes?

Join our server now and choose your side in this epic battle of savings accounts and stepfamily dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who stirs up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server!

LifeGoalz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	16

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Look no further, because our server is the place where dreams come true and reality is just a suggestion. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft even more ridiculous together!