Join us for epic battles against giant mutant hot dogs and evil potato salad monsters. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of sparkler swords and firework launchers to help you defend yourself. And if you’re feeling patriotic, you can even ride around on a bald eagle mount while wearing a star-spangled cape.
So grab your fireworks, put on your party hat, and join us for a 4th of July celebration you’ll never forget. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky firework traps – you never know when a stray rocket might come flying your way!