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StreamCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that claim to be all about streaming but never actually stream anything? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We promise to never stream anything, ever. Why? Because who needs streaming when you can just play Minecraft and have a blast without worrying about cameras and microphones? Join us for the most non-streaming Minecraft experience of your life! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly streamer who never actually streams but just hovers around, making weird comments in the chat. Spooky, right? Join now if you dare! -
FirstDateWed SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.Join our server and you might just find yourself in a crazy love story like no other. Who knows, you might even marry the girl you slept with on your first date! That’s right, love is in the air and so are Ender Dragons apparently.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. And let’s not forget about the talking sheep who gives out life advice in exchange for wool.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see where the craziness takes you. Who knows, you might just become the king of the server or end up in a llama rodeo. The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times I’ve accidentally punched a villager. Let’s goooo!
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Blockhead Blunders
Have you ever seen a creeper try to do the moonwalk while exploding? Well, get ready for even more ridiculousness on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, flying pigs, and sheep that tell bad jokes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and witness the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life! -
PixelPeace Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies.oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.
plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.
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YoonCraft: No Summons, Just Fun!
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of Yoon Suk Yeol out of diamond blocks! he rejects all summons because he’s too busy playing on our server, duh. we’re so cool, we even have our own martial law investigation going on. join now to be a part of the chaos and mayhem! YOLO! -
Pink Pixel Paradise 1.21.3
Yo, bros and broettes! Get ready to dive into a world of Japanese visual novels on this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper explosion!Join us for some epic discussions about English-translated VN’s, but leave your untranslated stuff at the door – we ain’t got time for that!
Tech issues with your VN? No problem, just follow these steps: 1. Japanese locale, 2. Read the Readme, 3. Check out our epic help guide, 4. Use DeepL like a pro, 5. Google that shiz!
Looking for recommendations or specific elements in your VN? We got you covered with our FAQs and useful links!
So why join? Because this server is like a visual novel itself – full of twists, turns, and plot spoilers that will make your head spin faster than a ghast in the Nether! Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get VN crazy!
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Elon’s Mask Comes Off Completely Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself has hidden a secret base full of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Saturday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against each other for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and zombies are the farmers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
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RichCraft SMP: Money = Diamonds
Lol, being rich on this Minecraft SMP means having a chest full of diamonds, a mansion made out of emerald blocks, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Join us if you want to flex on all the peasants with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we throw parties with creepers and skeletons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun. So come join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history! -
MineCraftyLove
Are you tired of dating IRL and ready to find love in the virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll receive the best dating advice from our resident love guru, Steve the Creeper. He’s been through it all – heartbreak, ghosting, even getting blown up by a jealous ex. But through it all, he’s learned the secrets to finding love in a world made of blocks. So come on, join our server and let Steve guide you to your pixelated soulmate. Who knows, you might just find love in a place where pigs fly and diamonds are forever!