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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1478 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 219 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 3847 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Experience the thrill of not knowing if Jesse can drive, give your kid a bath, or even show up on time. Will he be worth the $28 an hour like your current sitter? Probably not, but hey, at least you’ll have some entertaining stories to tell in the chat.
And if that’s not enough, get ready for some heated arguments and accusations as you try to navigate the murky waters of co-parenting with your ex. Will you be able to come to a compromise where your ex gets paid to watch her own kid? Only time will tell.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera, join us now! Just remember to leave your ex drama at the door, or at least until November.