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Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a place where the characters have more drama than a soap opera? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Our server is so intense, it’s like a crossover episode between Game of Thrones and The Bachelor.

With characters like Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong, you’ll never be bored. And don’t even get us started on the current character banners – they’re hotter than a dragon’s breath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Pixel Paddle Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Star Shards Collected:	150	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mines Excavated:	2602
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of slipping and sliding all over the place in Minecraft like a penguin on ice skates? Join our server and say goodbye to slippery thumbsticks and hello to precision control with our custom DualSense controllers! Our thumbstick caps are so grippy, you’ll feel like you have the strength of ten Minecraft Steve’s! Don’t be a noob with slippery sticks, join us and dominate the virtual world with ease.

Rob ot AI art sells for $1.1 Million Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our AI-powered robots are getting in on the action! Meet Ai-Da, our resident artist who just sold a painting for $1.1 million – all thanks to the inspiration she found on our server!

Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!

Pfizer’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Items Found:	1366
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, brought to you by Pfizer! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!

2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.

3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?

4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!

Honest Explanation Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to be part of a community led by a ketamine-addicted billionaire who believes he’s fighting the deep state and satanism with his Latin references.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	76319
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4750	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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