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Steve’s Missing Again

ALERT, Assistance, Awareness, Community, crime, find him, help needed, investigation, missing, missing person, Mystery, Police, Public Safety, Report, search, Share, sighting, Steves, SUSPECT, tip, Urgent, wanted

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Join our Minecraft server now! This server is so lit, even Steve himself can’t resist playing on it. We’ve got creepers doing the floss dance and zombies doing the moonwalk. Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Elton John’s wardrobe and our ender dragons have been known to break out into opera solos.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers have PhDs in redstone engineering and our witches brew the tastiest potion cocktails this side of the Nether. Join now and you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine riding a pink llama while singing Justin Bieber songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server: Where Leftists Use Bad Tactics for Blocks!

2010s, 2020s, bad, bad tactics, blocks, bros, CraftyCommies, Leftists, Minecraft, rightoids, Server, Simple, stop supporting, Tactics, Trusting

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Crops Grown:	7467
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, leftists were ruling the Minecraft world with their sneaky tactics in the 2010s. But fear not, we rose up and said, “No more!” We stopped supporting and trusting them because, let’s be real, who needs that drama?

But then came the rightoids in the 2020s, using their own set of shady tactics. And once again, we were like, “Nah, we’re not about that life.” So we created this epic Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building, exploring, and battling mobs.

So, if you’re tired of all the political drama and just want to chill and play some Minecraft, join us! It’s that simple bros. And who knows, you might even find some hidden treasures along the way. 😉

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Diamonds & Laughing at Creepers

ARLECCHINO, Arlecchino Web Event, BannerSim, Barbara, Character Teaser, CREEPERS, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, diamonds, Digging, Discover Traces, Discovery Collaboration, Explore Nature, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, guides, Kaedehara Kazuha, LAUGHING, Maps, McMineFace, minecrafty, Neuvillette, Phantom of the Night, Redeemable Codes, The Song Burning in the Embers, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and a sprinkle of chaos!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you! Don’t worry, they just want to trade some enchanted cookies with you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a realm filled with talking chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – come be a part of our wacky world today!

DropoutCraft: Where Brains Are Optional

ACADEMIC, academic community, academic journey, achievement, Alumni, Brains, campus, career, college, Degree, DropoutCraft, education, Graduation, higher education, knowledge, learning, opportunity, Optional, STUDENT, Student Life, study, success, University

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! – We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Shh, don’t tell anyone! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that Notch himself comes to watch the battles. – We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. Just make sure you don’t get too close! – Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can summon lightning storms on command. It’s pretty wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MessyCraft: Where Chaos is King!

attraction, Chaos, Communication, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, DATING, flirtation, Fun, fun to mess with, gender dynamics, humor, International relationships, japanese women, King, like him, Mess, MessyCraft, playful, relationships, Scary, social norms, Stereotypes, teasing

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and Japanese women are SCARY! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unpredictable adventures and mischievous fun.

On our server, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous landscapes and encounter all sorts of quirky characters. From ninja pandas to talking parrots, you never know what you’ll come across next.

But beware, the Japanese women on our server are not to be underestimated. They may seem sweet and innocent, but once you cross them, they’ll unleash their wrath in ways you never thought possible. So watch your back and tread carefully in their presence.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique mix of excitement, danger, and pure hilarity? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, when it comes to Japanese women, expect the unexpected!

Crafty AF

comedy, confusion, Crafty, existential crisis, funny, humor, identity crisis, internet culture, meme, Popular, question.., relatable, relatable humor, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, social media, trending, viral, who am i, Фпe guy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Oh, hey there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got a server for you! Imagine a place where diamonds rain from the sky, where creepers do the Macarena, and where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons like they’re your own personal Uber!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of pigs in top hats ready to show you around. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball where you can dance your cares away and challenge other players to epic dance-offs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Kingdom, where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil zombie llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret diamond hot tub where the party never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Basic Steve Selfies & Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anon, ASK, Basic, basic rate, Cool, documentary, funny, Images, Minecraft, PALS, photoshopping, Picture, picture of myself, PIXEL, porn, post, rate me, selfie, selfies, Server, social media, socials, steve, Subject, weird, weird porn documentary

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4395	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Love Letters Sent:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the dangers of being photoshopped into a weird porn documentary! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want without the fear of being turned into a meme.

Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, don’t question it).

But the best part? You can post all the pictures of yourself you want without worrying about being photoshopped into something you’d rather not be. So come join us and let your creativity run wild in our CRAZY Minecraft world!

CraftyHololiveHijinks

artist network, Cash, Cheat Codes, conventions, Council, CraftyHololiveHijinks, diamond in the rough, Events, follow your oshi, grow, Hollywood celebs, hololive, instant success, Lightning in a bottle, merch vendor, musician network, Myth era, support staff, Vtuber event, vtubing, western success

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3129
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join Hololive and get ready for instant success beyond your wildest dreams. Once you’re accepted, cash will literally start raining down on you – we’re talking tens of thousands per month, no joke!

But that’s not all, oh no. You’ll also have instant access to the biggest artist and musician network in the world of vtubing. Plus, you’ll secure a guaranteed spot in the biggest yearly Vtuber event – no need to wait in line or beg for an invite.

And get this – we have more support staff than Hollywood celebs. Conventions and events will be fighting over you, and every merch vendor will be clamoring to work with you. It’s like being a rockstar, but in the Minecraft world.

Gone are the days of struggling to find your place or wondering if you’ll make it big. Join Hololive and watch your Minecraft dreams come true with cheat codes activated!

Soulless Plebs Minecraft Server

challenging difficulty, challenging gameplay, Competitive Gaming, difficult games, elitism, elitist attitudes, Gaming Community, gaming elitism, Gaming Skills, Gatekeeping, good at videogames, Hardcore, hardcore gamers, Minecraft, Normalfags, plebs, Server, skill level, skill-based, soulless, Souls Games, Video game culture, video game difficulty

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	134	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we laugh in the face of souls games and their so-called “hardcore” players. It’s time to admit that those games are for plebs who think they’re tough stuff. On our server, we have challenges that will make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park.

Join us if you want to prove that you are a true gamer, not just some casual player who thinks they’re good because they beat a souls game. Our server is filled with insane obstacles and mind-blowing adventures that will test your skills to the max.

Don’t be a normalfag, join our server and show everyone what you’re made of. Who needs souls games when you can conquer the craziest challenges in Minecraft? Come on, we dare you to try and beat our toughest levels. It’s time to show the world what you’re really made of.

MexiCraft: Nick Faggot’s Shill-Free Zone

Christcuck, controlled opposition, cum hunter, EXPOSED, FAGGOT, Faggots, Fed, Fuentes, grifter, incel, jew, Liar, loomer loving, MANLET, MexiCraft, mutt, Nick, Shill, ShillFree, shitskin, spic, the mexican, Zone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Gods Slained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as nick faggot fuentes the mexican himself? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to expose the shitskin fed incel manlet christcuck jew mutt spic loomer loving cum hunter liar grifter that nick faggot fuentes truly is!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter zombie pigs riding on flying llamas, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about nick faggot fuentes the mexican while you’re at it!