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The PG Fans Ain’t Gonna Like This One – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mines Excavated:	4798
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magic Items Found:	4579	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of your favorite food, and have epic battles with flying squids. Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and blow up everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and lava waterfalls. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasures within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the chaos, my fellow blockheads!

☝️🚫👇 MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Our Telegram https://t.me/sixmine

2.6mine.net:19132

Chudville Minecraft Server

(subculture), ahead of the curve, Chud, Chudville, Cool, counterculture, early adopter, Fashionable, Hip, Minecraft, nonconformist, Nostalgia, old school, outcast, Outsider, Retro, Server, trailblazer, Trendsetter, trendy, Underground, Unique, vintage

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	274408	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to join a server where being a chud is not only accepted but celebrated? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you chud enthusiasts out there.

Join us and experience the thrill of digging through dirt and mud like a true chud. Build your chud empire and rule over the underground world with an iron fist (or a muddy hand, whatever works for you).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chud King, who will bestow upon you the title of Chud Prince(ss) if you prove yourself worthy. Rumor has it that the Chud King once defeated a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace your inner chud. Who knows, you might just become the next Chud Champion of the Minecraft world!

Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near

bubble burst, CONTENT, crypto veteran, cult members, End.., FUNDAMENTALS, Investments, Loyal, meme, meme glory, Minecraft, money rushes, nihilism, political situation, smp, Telegram Community, temporary mania, token demand, Truth, uncertainty, utility projects, war prospects

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Void Gems Collected:	39
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	177	Epic Quests Completed:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Elven Design Minecraft Server

Anime, character creation, character designs, character portrayal, creative choices, criticism, cultural appropriation, design, design flaws, disgrace, Elven, Elves, FANTASY, fantasy genre, fantasy races, fantasy world, fictional characters, isekai, Manga, Minecraft, OTHERWORLDLY, real elves, Server, world-building

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of seeing those cringy Isekai character designs that just don’t do justice to real elves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our elves are so realistic, they’ll make Legolas himself jealous. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where elves actually look like elves, not some weird anime knock-offs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where elves rule the land and you can live out your wildest fantasy of being a mystical forest creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to those embarrassing Isekai designs once and for all!

Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

#fishtankislive, #youtube, Clips, Fish, fishnet.gg, fishtank live, fishtank live archive, fishtank live preseason, ftl3, JET IT UP, Live, m3u playlist, Minecraft, News, October 27th, PreSeason, S2 episode 2, season 3, Show Archives, smp, socials, Sunday episodes, TANK, Thread, Website

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Votes:	4414
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

AliAs, Anonymity, custom OS, Data Protection, digital footprint, Haven, History, Ip:, Matches, Minecraft, names, no trails, noob, Nothing, online presence, online safety, Posts, privacy, SECURITY, Server, Shit, Slides, TRILLIONS, vpn

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mines Excavated:	3856
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Star Shards Collected:	212
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!