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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8991 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1483 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
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