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The Penguin Finale Minecraft SMP

arkham, bat signal, Batman, blackgate, brilliant.., brothers, Clayface, dancing, Dead, Downfall, ENEMY, Finale, Friend, Idol, Loss, luxurious penthouse, Minecraft, Mother, Penguin, Riches, smp, Sophia, strangled, Stroke, The Penguin, Tragedy, vegetative state, Victory

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5778
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a superhero showdown! Join us for a chance to experience the epic saga of Penguin, who thought he had it all but ended up losing everything in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: Penguin is living it up in his fancy penthouse, dancing with a Clayface dressed as his own mother. But just when he thinks he’s untouchable, the Bat signal lights up and Batman swoops in to take all his riches and send him off to Blackgate or Arkham. And to top it all off, his only friend ends up dead because he strangled him (yikes!).

But wait, there’s more! His former ally Sophia is now his sworn enemy, teaming up with Catwoman to take him down. And let’s not forget about his idol Rex Calabrese, who was ready to kill him because he was just too monstrous as a child. Talk about a perfect tragedy!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, revenge, and maybe even a little bit of redemption (or not). Who knows what kind of chaos awaits you in our server – but one thing’s for sure, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Swedish Woman MURDERED by her Ghanaian lover Minecraft server

(Domestic), Accidental, crime, Ghanaian, Homicide, interracial, investigation, Loss, Lover, Minecraft, Murdered, News, relationship, Server, sex, strangled, Swedish, Tragedy, tragic, Victim, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7256	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	1245	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s to die for? Well, look no further! Our server is so killer, even a Swedish girl couldn’t resist – until things took a deadly turn with her Ghanaian lover during a steamy Minecraft session. Join us for a truly unforgettable experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you on our server? Don’t miss out on the excitement – join now!

GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Buildings Constructed:	32
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	515295
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	273	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5696
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	57	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchantments Applied:	254	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server

Accountability, assault, BlockyTokyo, cover up, crime, Disclosure, international relations, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, misconduct, negligence, Police, scandal, secrecy, Server, sex crime, transparency, U.S. troops, Victims

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!

YemenCraft: Blaze Harbor

ablaze, Blaze, harbor, Harbour, Huthi, Israel strikes, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9547	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Endless Night Skies:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing ablaze is the passion for building and crafting! we got more explosions than israel on yemen, but in a good way! build your own huthi harbour and watch it go up in flames (not really tho, we got fire protection) join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual explosions and fun! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

LiarCraft: Strictly Skilled!

authoritarian parenting, behavioral patterns, character traits, childhood development, communication breakdown, Deception, discipline, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, highly skilled liars, LiarCraft, Manipulation, Moral values, parenting, psychological impact, Skilled, strict parents, strict rules, Strictly, trust issues, upbringing

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

so like, this server is like the ultimate training ground for liars, man. if you got strict parents who always catch you sneaking out or lying about your homework, then this is the place for you. we got secret hideouts, sneaky traps, and a whole bunch of other stuff to help you become a master at deception. plus, we got a secret society of ninja cats who will teach you their ways of stealth and cunning. join now and become the ultimate liar in Minecraft history!