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MomzBridesmaidDressSwap Minecraft Server

5x, apple shape, body image, body positivity, body shape, Bridesmaid Dress, Confrontation, Deception, empire waist, family dynamics, flutter sleeves, hourglass shape, Minecraft, MomzBridesmaidDressSwap, pear shape, self esteem, Server, Sewing, sister, size tag, wedding planning, weight loss, XL

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Crops Grown:	8456	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Zombie Dances:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8324
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of size and shape? Look no further than our server, where we believe in making everything fit just right, just like that bridesmaid dress that needed a little adjustment!

Join our server and experience the thrill of resizing blocks to fit perfectly together, just like how we resized that dress for the perfect fit. Our server is all about making sure everything looks and feels just right, even if it means swapping tags and hiding the truth from your family members.

With crazy stories like these happening on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and experience the drama, the excitement, and the questionable decision-making skills of our players. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises and sewing skills? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of block-building and dress-altering adventures!

ExWifeLaundryLover

accident, aita, Apologize.., bad intentions, bed bound, blood relations, Civil, DAUGHTER, Divorce, ExWifeLaundryLover, family, Helping, home nurse, husband’s ex wife, Laundry, medical field, shower, teenagers, Tension, washer, young girl

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Star Shards Collected:	144	Divine Spears Created:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Just like the time when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant toilet, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a unique feature where players can become virtual nurses and help care for injured players in the game. Just like the time when a player’s virtual ex-wife needed help with her virtual laundry, and things got a little messy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

BootyCraft: Big Butts Edition

back pain, big, body image, body positivity, body proportions, BootyCraft, Butts, cellulite concerns, clothing fit, confidence issues, Edition, exercise challenges, fashion struggles, finding comfortable chairs, health implications, hygiene issues, large butts, physical limitations, self-conscious, sitting discomfort, societal stereotypes, swimsuit shopping, weight distribution

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Are you tired of your big booty causing you problems in everyday life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your butt-related issues behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where having a large derriere is actually an advantage.

Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.

So why wait? Join us now and let your big booty lead you to victory in ways you never thought possible. Who knew that having a large butt could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

Allah’s Block Party: No Censorship, Just Fun!

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera controversy, Allahs, biased reporting, BLOCK, Censorship, criticism, freedom of speech, Fun, gaza, gaza conflict, Hamas, Islamic news, Journalism, Media bias, media control, media ethics, media manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, News Outlet, Party, political censorship, press freedom, Propaganda

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Potions Brewed:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ores Mined:	6987

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a secret agent working for the government. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds and become the richest player in the game.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, “May Allah reckon with you” if you don’t join!

FaceScan Frenzy

data privacy, data security, digital footprint, face recognition, facescan, facial recognition software, facial recognition technology, Frenzy, personal data, personal information, privacy concerns, privacy implications, privacy invasion, privacy protection, privacy violation, reverse search, security risks, Surveillance, surveillance state, Technology, Tracking, video footage

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! build a giant toilet made out of diamonds or create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, the possibilities are endless!

we have a secret feature where you can turn into a flying pig and rain down bacon on all the other players. trust me, it’s a real thing, just ask our resident flying pig, Sir Oinksalot.

if you join our server, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs. rumor has it that if you collect enough diamond eggs, you can summon the mighty Chickenzilla to wreak havoc on the land.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in existence! just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of zombie cows riding on top of giant spiders. it’s all in a day’s work on our server!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, girls only, Lazy, list, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, Tag

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crops Grown:	5631
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

858s.vanillaboxmc.ru

MineCrafty Diablo 2 Server

action, Adventure, Blizzard Entertainment, classic, demon-slaying, Diablo, diablo 2, dungeon crawler, Gaming, Hack and Slash, iconic, isometric view, Legendary, long tail tag, loot hunting, minecrafty, Nostalgia, Online Multiplayer, PC Gaming, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Skill Tree, video games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs through the skies, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and build a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, unpredictable world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

LostSteve Minecraft Server

confusion, Desperation, emotional turmoil, Heartache, hopelessness, long lost love, longing, lost connection, lost in memories, LostSteve, Love Lost, Minecraft, missing person, Reminiscing, searching for answers, seeking closure, seeking truth, Server, Soul searching, unanswered prayers, unanswered questions, Where is he, yearning

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Enchantments Applied:	59
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, wondering where the heck your friends are? Well, look no further because on our server, “Where is he,” we guarantee you’ll never lose track of your buddies again! Our custom-built tracking system will show you exactly where your friends are at all times, so you can easily find them and wreak havoc together in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get to participate in epic quests like “The Great Sheep Hunt,” where you’ll have to track down and capture elusive rainbow-colored sheep for a chance to win a diamond block. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the legendary Ender Chicken, a giant chicken boss that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

So why wait? Join “Where is he” today and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

HootlessCraft

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Dinner, family, Hooters, HootlessCraft, Insecurity, Preferences, relationships, Respect, Significant Other, strip club, Twin Peaks, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crops Grown:	2111	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Want to join a server where boundaries are respected and Hooters is off-limits? Look no further than our server, where we take your preferences seriously – even if it means avoiding chicken wings and short shorts!

Join us and experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, just like our player who refused to go to Hooters and faced the wrath of their boyfriend’s family. Who needs a strip club for dinner when you can have a virtual adventure on our server instead?

Don’t be labeled as insecure or ungrateful for sticking to your guns – on our server, we celebrate your unique quirks and boundaries. So come on over and build your own world, where Hooters is just a distant memory and the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. Join now and let the fun begin!

RespawnAfterDeath

assisted reproduction, bioethics, Cryopreservation, end-of-life decisions, ethical concerns, Family Planning, fertility preservation, freeze eggs, freeze sperm, future child, genetic engineering, genetic inheritance, genetic legacy, legacy planning, medical advancements, parent’s death, posthumous birth, reproductive rights, reproductive technology, RespawnAfterDeath, Scientific progress

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
New Chunks Explored:	24744	Farms Harvested:	384

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got some crazy shiz happening up in here. Like, did you know that on our server, you can freeze sperm and eggs and have a kid born after you die? Yeah, that’s right, you can be a ghost parent to a Minecraft baby. How wild is that? Join now and experience the miracle of life and death all in one blocky world. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. Don’t miss out, join now!