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Minecraft SMP: StraightOutta/biz/

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8558
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary King Shitcoin as he tries to navigate the treacherous world of cryptocurrency and see if he can make it to 44k before the creepers blow up his precious diamonds! Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and you won’t want to miss it. So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting (if you’re lucky)!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

CreeperCruncher42

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Buildings Constructed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1774	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Animals Bred:	162
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	A New World
Server Discord	Join Discord
Description	Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the butterflies in your stomach are trying to confess their love for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-fluttering adventures and unexpected love confessions from inanimate objects. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a blocky pig or a pixelated chicken. So come on in and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

It’s That Easy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Votes:	7598
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where losing weight magically makes you irresistible to the opposite sex? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have shed a few pounds and are now drowning in attention from admirers.

Just ask Vance, who dropped 10 pounds and suddenly found himself fending off hordes of swooning women. His excuse? None needed, because he’s too busy fending off admirers with a diamond sword in hand.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy transformations await you in our wacky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation as Vance, fighting off mobs and admirers alike.

PuppyBlocker

animal welfare, dog ownership, ethical pet ownership, family conflict, family dynamics, pet adoption, pet breeding, pet breeding ethics, pet care responsibilities, pet health, pet neutering, pet overpopulation, pet ownership decisions, pet ownership disputes, pet parenting, pet rehoming, pet spaying, PuppyBlocker, responsible pet care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	220971

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to claim ownership of a virtual puppy and avoid family conflicts. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life dilemmas and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of raising virtual puppies without worrying about them being bred with oversized dogs? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCashCow2021

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make a million dollars in a year! How, you ask? By selling virtual dirt blocks for real money, of course! Our players have become virtual real estate moguls, flipping dirt blocks for a profit that will make your head spin.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TankWarsCraft

armored vehicles, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european history, german tanks, historical battles, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, Military, military alliances, military tactics, military technology, russia, strategy, Swedish tanks, TankWarsCraft, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, world war II

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Towns Built:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

haha u guys wanna know why u should join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u a story dat will blow ur mind! so like, da Ukrainian army was all like, “yo, we gonna roll all our best swedish and german tanks into russia’s kursk oblast!” and everyone was like, “whaaaat? dat’s crazy!” but den dey did it and it was epic! so now, on dis server, u can be part of da epic tank battle in kursk oblast! join now and be a tank commander like never before! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, i swear! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s roll out, baby!

Wiki Craft Land

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crops Grown:	2792
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.