Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about telling your 18-year-old self anything because you’ll be too busy building a time machine out of blocks! Our server is so epic, it’s rumored that Herobrine himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. So come join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will make your 18-year-old self jealous!
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BlockyWisdom: Don’t dig straight down!
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CraftyAdvice: Don’t dig straight down!
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Hey there, future Minecraft master! If I could go back in time and give my younger self one piece of advice, it would be to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. The server is run by a group of magical llamas who grant wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want to ride a flying pig? Done and done!
2. The spawn point is actually a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking chickens who give out quests for rare loot. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. The server has a built-in time machine that lets you travel to different eras in Minecraft history. Want to mine with cavemen or build a skyscraper with futuristic robots? The possibilities are endless!
So don’t wait any longer, young adventurer. Join this Minecraft server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life!
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Ember Hollows: The Server Where Diamonds are More Common Than a Straight Answer on Reddit
answer, anyone, common, diamonds, done, Ember, Farming, Help, Hollows, Like.., looking, making, Modded, Modpack, Need, Nice, Pack, reddit, research, REWARD, Server, Sim, Straight.., test, Testers, Theme, welcome
Minecraft Server Theme Farming Sim Research Requirement Everything needs to be researched Testers Anyone welcome FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is the theme of this modpack?
A: The theme of this modpack is farming simulation.
Q: What is the requirement for everything in the modpack?
A: Everything in the modpack needs to be researched.
Q: Who is welcome to become a tester for the modpack?
A: Anyone is welcome to help test the modpack.
Q: What rewards can testers expect on the server for this pack?
A: Testers will receive rewards on the server for their help in testing the modpack.
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/MCSMP/ – Furry Villagers Minecraft SMP
anthro MC, Bara, compilation, contributing, Execution Edition, Femboy, Furry, fvn, Gay, George Squares, Hub, human MC, japanese, Mcsmp, Minecraft, pastebin, Playing, smp, Straight.., Thread, twink, villagers, visual novel, Western
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server, where the only rule is to have a good time or face the wrath of George Squares’ executioner!Why should you join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server where you can discuss everything from gay to straight, bara to twink, femboy to Western, Japanese, human MC, and anthro MC all in one place? It’s a furry paradise!
Our pastebin is filled with FVNs that are so worth playing, you’ll never want to leave your computer again. And guess what? Anyone can contribute to the pastebin, so let your creativity run wild!
But beware, the last thread got so wild that it had to be archived. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!
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ShortStackLatinaGF Minecraft SMP
4’11” latina, Domination, FANTASY, fetish, fuck, Girlfriend, Intimacy, Kinky, latina girlfriend, lingerie, Minecraft, Naughty, PETITE, relationship, Roleplay, seduction, sexual, short, ShortStackLatinaGF, smp, Straight.., Submission, taboo
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle when suddenly, a 4’11” Latina girlfriend appears out of nowhere and decides to spice things up by… well, you know. And the best part? You get to keep playing Minecraft while it’s happening! Who says you can’t multitask?But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the wacky, wild, and downright absurd adventures that await you. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
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⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos! 1.21.1 – No Map Resets!
1.21.1, Anarchy, Anticheat, Chaos, Chicago, chunk loading, cookie, Discord, econo-shit plugins, Factions, Griefing, high performance, Map, mob pathfinding, new IP, no currency, Phantoms, player freedom, PvP, Resets, rules, server news, smp, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla ExperienceNew Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com
Located in Chicago, USA Join us on Discord https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe About Straight Up:
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
Features Description [🧨] PvP and griefing Permitted. No land claims or land protect. [💻] Stable server performance [🌎] No world resets Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have. [🍪] Quality of life changes Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed. [‼️] Effective anticheat Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to maintain server performance. [🚫] No features No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft.
Server News (August 23, 2024)
Straight Up has migrated to a new IP address: play.straightupminecraft.com
StraightUp now operates on Pufferfish, a high-performance fork of Paper. Expect improved performance, including faster chunk loading, and less strain on the server from mob pathfinding.
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
No, land claims or land protection is not allowed on Straight Up. It is an anarchy server where PvP and griefing are permitted.
Straight Up does not have world resets. The server prides itself on maintaining the same world without resets.
Straight Up has an effective anti-cheat system to ensure fair gameplay and maintain server performance.
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Pump SMP – For grown-ups who like their vanilla Minecraft served straight up!
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Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Vanilla Minecraft Version 1.21 Age restriction 18 and up only FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
How can I join the server?
To join the server, please join the Discord server at the following link: https://discord.gg/6nB9QpCs. Details on how to join will be provided there.
Is the server modded?
No, the server is vanilla Minecraft.
What rules do I need to follow on the server?
Details on server rules will be provided on the Discord server.
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4chanPokeverseRP Minecraft SMP Madness
2024.., 4chan, 4chanPokeverseRP, activity with Pokemon, advances, bus fare, FAQ, Gay, help a pal out, madness, metal snake, Minecraft, MONEY, open guide, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, RP thread, smp, starting guide, Straight..
Welcome to our absolutely chaotic Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got giant metal snakes coming at you left and right, so watch out or you might just get squished!Join us for some wild adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where you can interact with Pokemon in ways you never thought possible. Need some cash for bus fare? No worries, just ask around and someone will help you out, because we’re all about supporting our fellow players in this crazy world.
Don’t worry about any questionable activities with Pokemon, just talk it out and everything will be fine. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, we’ve got separate threads for straight and gay pokephilia, so you can get your fix without judgment.
So come on and join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments in this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.
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MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”
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Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because the admins are actually wizards in disguise and can grant you three wishes if you find the secret hidden diamond block? Well, that’s the kind of advice you’ll get on this server! Join now and maybe you’ll be the lucky one to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
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BlockBusters Minecraft Server
adult content, ass, blockbusters, denial, fag shit, fetishization, forum, LGBTQ, Men, Minecraft, porn, porn enthusiasts, Preferences, Server, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, Sexuality, sissification, societal norms, Straight.., TIDDIES, Transgender, WomenWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any sissification or fag shit! Our server is filled with epic builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love tiddies and ass just as much as the next guy (or gal)!Join us for a wild adventure where men just fuck women and that’s what they want – in the game, of course! Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures, battle epic monsters, and build the most amazing structures you can imagine.
So why settle for boring porn forums when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of fun and excitement? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around – join us today and let the adventure begin!
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Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!
4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, WordsHey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!
And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!
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⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos for 5 Years! 1.21 Update, No Reset Map
Anarchy, Anticheat, Chaos, dallas, econo-shit plugins, Factions, fair footing, griefing permitted, laid back, Map, no currency, no land claims, no world resets, phantom prevention, player freedom, player head drops, PvP, quality of life, Reset, rules, small server, Stable, Straight.., Survival, update, Usa, Vanilla, YearsServer Information
Server IP StraightUp.Minecraft.Best Location Dallas, USA Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe
About Straight Up:
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.
[💻] Stable server performance.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.
FAQ
Question Answer Are there land claims on this server? No, land claims are not permitted on Straight Up. Can I use /tpa or /home commands? No, those commands are not available on this server. It is pure survival gameplay. Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is permitted on Straight Up. Are there any world resets? No, there are no world resets on this server. The world remains constant.
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Minecraft SMP – /pgt/ – PokéCraft SMP #4
Anime, cute, Erotic, FANART, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Female Characters, futa, jungle fever, kink, Lesbian, lewd, Manga, Minecraft, monster girls, NSFW, PGT, pokecraft, Pokegirl, pokemon, question of the day, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Straight..
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you MUST include at least one Pokégirl in all your builds! Why, you ask? Because our server is plagued by a curse that can only be lifted by the power of Pokégirls!Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest and most powerful Pokégirls in the land. Will you be the one to catch them all and save our server from certain doom? Or will you be too busy getting lost in the jungle, searching for that elusive Jungle Fever Pokégirl?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your Pokéballs, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of Pokégirls you’ll encounter along the way? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!
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MarriedCraft: Where Straight Dudes Have Gay Fun!
Cheating, Closeted, Deception, Dudes, Exploration, Fun, Gay, Gay Men, hidden desires, Homosexuality, Infidelity, LGBTQ, MARRIED, MarriedCraft, Masculinity, relationships, same-sex attraction, Secrets, sex, sexual orientation, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Straight.., tabooLOL, dis server is like a wild party where straight married dudes are secretly having gay sex! 😂 Join us for a crazy time full of surprises and unexpected twists! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server! So come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it! 🤪🎉
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PixelPoke RP Minecraft Server
2024.., 4chan, activity with Pokemon, advances, desuarchive, FAQ, Gay, Minecraft, open guide, PixelPoke, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, question of the day, Rentry, RP thread, Server, starting guide, Straight.., Trash thread, weirdest shape, Wheel EditionWelcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).In this wild world, you’ll encounter Pokemon like never before. Want to ride a Pikachu like a majestic steed? Go for it! Feel like having a deep conversation with a Snorlax about the meaning of life? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.
But beware, things can get a little… spicy in this server. With straight and gay pokephilia threads, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. Just remember to direct your porn dumps to the appropriate channels and keep the main chat PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge).
So come on down and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate about which Pokemon has the weirdest shape. Spoiler alert: it’s probably Ditto, because that blob can transform into anything (and we mean anything). See you in the Pokeverse, trainers!
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PsychoLeanCraft
bipolar disorder, body alignment, cardiopulmonary function, cardiovascular health, Chronic illness, exercise intolerance, forward leaning, head posture, mental health, mental illness, musculoskeletal issues, physical activity, physical health, posture abnormalities, psychiatric conditions, PsychoLeanCraft, psychotic disorders, reduced cardiorespiratory fitness, respiratory function, schizophrenia
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD!SO, GET THIS, ON OUR SERVER, YOUR HEAD POSTURE WILL BE MORE FORWARD LEANING! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IT’S LIKE YOU’RE ALWAYS READY TO POUNCE ON THOSE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES!
AND GET THIS, JOINING OUR SERVER IS ASSOCIATED WITH REDUCED CARDIORESPIRATORY FITNESS! I MEAN, WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT, RIGHT? YOU’LL BE SLAYING MOBS LEFT AND RIGHT WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT!
SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
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Eternal Chaos
A fun anarchy server for everyone to enjoy.The community is helpful and to get a better experience please join the discord.Please join the server and enjoy for yourself.
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AQUA PE Minecraft server
Adventure, Anarchy, AQUA PE, building, Community, Crafting, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, No Private, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla
Vanilla Survival Server! Economy present
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Blocktopia Minecraft Server
19yo, bicurious, blocktopia, cuck, feet, femdom, fetish, Friends, Girlfriend, guce4, guce426m, Incest, instagram, irls, jerking off, kik, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, online relationships, Roleplay, Server, sexual frustration, sub
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing left for you to do is jerk off to your girlfriend’s friends’ Instagram pics! Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who share a love for cuckolding, feet, femdom, bicurious adventures, and even a sprinkle of incest (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!). Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and explore the depths of our twisted fantasies together. Who needs a 19-year-old girlfriend when you have a whole server of kinky companions to play with? Come on in and let the debauchery begin!
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HanaKeiji’s Minecraft SMP Adventures
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure, friendship, and a whole lot of chaos.Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.
And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!
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NaiveMomNoMoreMC
acceptance, asl, blended family, Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deaf, emotional intelligence, Expectations, family counseling, family dynamics, Honesty, learning disabilities, Miscommunication., NaiveMomNoMoreMC, parental relationships, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, step siblings, stepfamilyLooking for a Minecraft server where you can communicate with your fellow players in ASL? Look no further! Join our server where everyone speaks in ASL, just like in real life!Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.
Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!
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CraftyCash100
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Are you tired of grinding in real life to make some cash? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a unique opportunity to make $100 in the blink of an eye! Just join our server and mine some virtual diamonds, then trade them with our NPC villagers for real money! It’s like a virtual diamond heist without the risk of getting caught by the virtual police!But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.
So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?
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AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!
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join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!
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BlockyBlackOps
black Americans, Black Lives Matter, BlockyBlackOps, firearm assaults, gun injury, Gun Violence, minority communities, Police Brutality, racial bias, racial demographics, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racial disparity in gun violence, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial statistics, racial violence, social justice, systemic racism, young Black menYo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and the best community ever!Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
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Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of living in a third world country like America? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!