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SpyCraft: Family Edition

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Items Found:	2639
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Towns Built:	10

Welcome to our totally wacky and wild Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a gravity-defying feature where you can literally walk on walls and ceilings. It’s like defying the laws of physics, but in Minecraft!

– We have a secret underground dancing llama club where you can party with your pixelated pals all night long. Just watch out for the disco creepers!

– Our server is home to the legendary unicorn army that roams the land, spreading rainbows and sparkles wherever they go. Join them in their quest for glittery domination!

– If you’re looking for a challenge, try to find the hidden enchanted hot dog stand in the middle of the desert. Rumor has it that they serve the best diamond-encrusted hot dogs in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

StankCraft: The Smelliest Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	67	Magic Items Found:	7897
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Towns Built:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Have you ever walked into a room and thought, “Wow, this smells like a creeper just exploded in here”? Well, get ready to experience that and more on our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with the most putrid, disgusting smells you can imagine. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a chance to test your olfactory senses and see if you can survive the stench. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget (no matter how hard you try).

BlockBlastersMC

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	2727	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? well, lemme tell ya bout this server. we got pigs that fly, creepers that give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds that rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where the senior official from Israel and Hamas are having a dance-off to settle their differences. it’s like a mix between a rave and a political debate. who will win? who knows, but it’s gonna be lit!

so come on over to our server and join in on the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, join us now before the llamas take over and make us all their servants. peace out, homies!

CopCarBlockParty

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT COP CARS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE’S HOUSES. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT CRAZY SHENANIGANS ARE GONNA GO DOWN. MAYBE YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A SECRET AGENT OR MAYBE THEY’RE JUST REALLY BAD AT PARKING. EITHER WAY, IT’S A PARTY EVERY DAY ON OUR SERVER. COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

Survival Donations PVP Recruitment In Moder for donation check server Minecraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ores Mined:	6912
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Empress (99r), Deluxe (139r) You get Moderator after purchasing a helper (169r), owner (199r) Chief Moderator This gives us faith so that we believe you that you are a worthy moderator more details on the server!

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AND Factions

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Server launches on July 10th, 4pm CET!

OGFactions is a server dedicated to bringing back the nostalgic feel of classic faction servers. Where items are actually valuable, and players must grind to achieve them – there’s absolutely ZERO way to buy any kind of in-game advantage.

The server is run by 2 seasoned MCPVP veterans who are committed to prioritizing gameplay and fun above all else.

Discord: https://discord.gg/gCXuvCA4rh

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Minearchy: Where SMP and Minigames collide! Prepare for 1.21 chaos on 1.20.6!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411

Minearchy SMP Server

Join the Lands of Minearchy for a fun and exciting Minecraft experience!

Overview:

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Version	1.20.6 / 1.21
Features	Active SMP community Minigames including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars

Website and IP Information:

Website	https://landsofminearchy.com
Trailer	Watch Here
IP	play.minearchy.com \| bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Absolutely! Our community is welcoming to players of all skill levels.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for everyone. You can find them on our website.

Q: How can I join a minigame on the server?

A: Simply follow the instructions provided in-game or ask one of our moderators for assistance.

Q: Is the server available on both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, you can join using either the Java or Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Q: Can I create my own custom-built structures on the server?

A: Of course! Feel free to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

FranticFrenchies Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Farms Harvested:	967
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Our Edition du ProgrèsAncien is like no other, with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so advanced, it’s like we’re living in the year 199471788!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, mystical portals to other dimensions, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. You’ll never be bored on our server, because there’s always something new and ridiculous to discover.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your mind is blown. This is not just a Minecraft server, it’s a wild ride you’ll never forget!

ZombieApocalypse Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Our server is so thrilling, we had to count the bodies after the first week because so many players were dying from sheer excitement! Join now if you dare to test your skills in a world where danger lurks around every corner and the only way to survive is to be the ultimate Minecraft master! Just remember to bring your A-game and maybe a few extra lives, because this server is not for the faint of heart!

CalmCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	141	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1970

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is protected by a magical unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers at any hostile mobs that come near you!

Join our server and experience the soothing powers of the “Baby Shark” song that instantly calms you down after a rage-inducing creeper explosion. Our community is filled with players who love to build epic castles made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on flying pigs.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and the occasional dance party in the Nether realm. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MineCraftyCriminals

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	774	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	8650
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your mischief-making needs. From stealing diamonds to griefing other players’ builds, the possibilities are endless!

Join us and become the ultimate outlaw of the Minecraft world. Who needs to follow the rules when you can live life on the edge and get away with it all? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular on our server, always looking for new recruits to join his evil army.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your life of crime in Minecraft! Just remember, snitches get stitches…and possibly blown up by TNT.