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Lonely Hug Minecraft Server

Affection, cold heart, comfort, comforting touch, compassion, Emotional healing, Emotional support, Empathy, feeling alone, Hug, Human Connection, Kindness, Loneliness, lonely, longing for a hug, Minecraft, need a hug, reaching out for a hug, sad, seeking comfort, Server, Warm

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	193	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like the only player in the world with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, hugs are not only encouraged, they’re mandatory! Our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll never feel lonely again. So come join us and let us warm your cold heart with all the virtual hugs you could ever need!

Equal Male And Female Minecraft SMP Skin Color

color, Diversity, diversity and inclusion, Diversity in Gaming, Equal, equality, equality in gaming, female, game development, game industry, Gaming Community, gender balance, gender diversity, gender equality, half-life 2, HL2 dev, Inclusivity, Male, Minecraft, racial diversity, representation, skin, skin color, smp, video game development

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23
Emeralds Found:	3711	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a pack of friendly wolves wearing top hats. Don’t worry, they just want to show you their secret dance moves! And that’s just the beginning of the madness. Our server is home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic quests like rescuing a group of villagers from a horde of evil llamas or finding the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled land of Unicornia, where unicorns roam free and rainbows are made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of pixelated chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out). See you in the game!

Boomer’s Retro Anime Minecraft Server

80s anime, Anime, Boomers, dragon ball, effeminate, feminine, Hokuto no Ken, manlier, Minecraft, queer baiting, Retro, Server, trannies

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Items Found:	2960	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boomers trying to convince you that 80’s anime was manlier than today’s? Join our Minecraft server and escape the boomer nonsense! Our server is filled with modern-day anime fans who appreciate the true beauty and femininity of today’s anime girls. Plus, we have a special area dedicated to building your own anime-inspired creations, so you can show off your love for the latest waifus and husbandos. Don’t let the boomers bring you down – join our server and embrace the fabulousness of today’s anime!

Solution To Low Birth Rates In The West Minecraft SMP

Africa, Africanized men, Birth, births per woman, demographics, east asia, economic development, Economies, Europe, fertility, immigration, Importing, low birth rates, Minecraft, North America, picrel, population growth, proof, raising birth rate, Rates, smp, social policy, solution, West, Workforce

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Animals Bred:	95
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	8794	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP? We’re all about boosting birth rates and fixing economies…by importing Africanized men! Forget about building farms or mining for diamonds, our main goal is to populate the server with as many African men as possible. Who needs villagers when you can have a whole new population to trade with? Join us on this crazy adventure and watch as our server thrives with new members from across the continent. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and help us raise those birth rates to new heights!

Crafty Ass Roll Server

69, ass, assTrips, Crafty, dubs, long tail tags, post, Poster’s choice, quads, Roll, Server, Take request, Thread, Thread slut

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Divine Spears Created:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Dubs: Every time you roll doubles, you get to post a picture of your butt. It’s like a virtual twerking competition! – Trips: If you roll triples, you can make a request for anything you want in the game. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? No problem. – Quads: Rolling quads turns you into the official thread slut of the server. You’ll be showered with gifts and attention from all the other players. – 69: And if you roll 69, you get to choose any crazy rule or event to happen on the server. Want everyone to wear chicken costumes for a day? It’s your call.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and hilarity on our Minecraft server!

/Vidya Creepypasta General – Minecraft SMP/

archives, args, Basilisk, creepypasta, Creepypasta list, cytube, Fearvlogs, Found pastas, games, Gaming, general, Genocide City, Homemade pastas, mario world, Minecraft, Old Man Reads, Room Template, smp, SNES, SONIC.EXE, Urban Legends, video games, vidya, web series

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
New Chunks Explored:	919114	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to the Vidya Creepypasta General, where we dive into the spookiest and most twisted video game-based creepypastas out there. Join us if you dare to uncover the dark secrets of the gaming world!

Why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can build better redstone contraptions than any player alive. But fear not, for this creeper is a friendly one, and he’ll help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs, like the legendary Basilisk that roams the lands, turning unsuspecting players into stone with just a glance. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of enchanted golden apples to protect you from its gaze.

So come on, join us at the Vidya Creepypasta General Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the mobs are the stories we tell around the campfire. Just be sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of skepticism, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows of our virtual world.

EndlessFinity

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, Hunger Games, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	207
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to the EndlessFinity SMP. Our community is based on cities, making it like a modern civilization with plugins like auction house, tpa, quests/daily login rewards, an…

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BlockTnt server Minecraft

BlockTnt, donation, Minecraft, Server, server description, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Love Letters Sent:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Hello, this is a Ukrainian server (not a patriotic one) and here you can live and you can even get a free donation!

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Why Did He Do It? Minecraft Server

ability to breathe, Asphyxiation, Black Lives Matter, brutal crime., cardiac arrest, cause of death, compassionate spirit, excessive semen, family appeal, forgiveness, healing, horrifying footage, HOURS, JURORS, large genital, Minecraft, Mohamed Noor Iidow, multiple times, Natalie, Old Bailey, oversized sexual organ, police examiners, Server, soda bottle, Throat, Understanding, Victim, vile attack, why did he do it, windpipe

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	64398
Chimeras Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compare to the crazy adventures you’ll have!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players with oversized soda bottle-sized genitals, just like the fiend in the Old Bailey case! Will you be able to survive the onslaught of excessive semen deposits and asphyxiation attacks? Only the bravest players will come out on top!

But don’t worry, our server also has a compassionate side. Just like Natalie, our players believe in forgiveness and healing, even for those who brutally take your life in-game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of Minecraft with a twist!

Join now and let the insanity begin!

Illegal Block Building Minecraft SMP

app, BLOCK, building, compatibility, control, ctrl, Firewall, G Hub, g502, illegal, Issue, jew, logitech, Logitech Gaming Software, Minecraft, OFFLINE, On-board memory, ONLINE, Problem, Shift, Shift keys, shitty, smp, software

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6399	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Are you tired of being held hostage by Logitech and their sneaky tactics? Join our Minecraft SMP where we rebel against oppressive software companies! We’ve got players who have hacked their way into the system to make sure you can use your G502 with the Logitech Gaming Software program without any issues. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold meetings to strategize against these tech giants. Join us and fight the good fight against the tyranny of G Hub!