storytime with jeff – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Trump’s SMP Takeover: Minecraft Madness with JD Vance

anti-Vance narrative, Ballots, betting markets, campaign spending, chaos play, core base, Deadlines, democrats, election outcome, independent voters, insurance policy, JD Vance, kamala, madness, media attacks, Minecraft, negative press, pence, Plan, presidential nominee, smp, TAKEOVER, Timeline, trump, Trump energy, Trumps, Vance, VP pick, Walz

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the VP pick is the key to winning the game!

Forget about building epic structures and fighting mobs, the real challenge is navigating the political landscape of our server. JD Vance is the insurance policy for Trump, but watch out for Pence, Kamala, and even Walz – they’re all playing the game too.

The media attacks on Vance are just a diversion tactic to throw off Trump, but who knows what crazy plot twist will happen next? Will Trump dump Vance and send the server into chaos? Only time will tell.

Join now and experience the thrill of political intrigue, backstabbing, and maybe even a little diamond stealing on the side. This server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready for a wild ride, come on in!

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HangryCraft

900, Asshole, behind, Charity, Dinner, Eat, Food, Fridge, HangryCraft, leftovers, Meal, Meeting, night, parents, Rude, rummage, Rush, shrug, Upset, Wife

Are you tired of your dinner being given away to in-laws without your consent? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll always have leftovers waiting for you, no matter what! Our virtual fridge is always stocked with delicious virtual meals just for you. Say goodbye to dinner-stealing spouses and hello to a world where your food is safe and sound. Join now and never go hungry again!

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BoobyTrapCheck Minecraft Server

booby-trapped, BoobyTrapCheck, civilian involvement, Conflict, danger, defense forces, gaza, Gazans, idf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, reconnaissance, Report, risk assessment, Safety Measures, SECURITY, security protocol, Server, Surveillance, Troops, war zone

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN THE IDF WANTS IN ON THE ACTION! THEY’RE USING GAZANS TO CHECK FOR BOOBY-TRAPS, BUT YOU WON’T FIND ANY OF THOSE HERE, JUST EPIC BUILDS AND CRAZY ADVENTURES! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHY EVEN THE MILITARY CAN’T RESIST! LET’S GET CRAFTY, BABY!

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KurskCraft: Evacuation Edition

Assistance, border tensions, civilians, Conflict, cooperation, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, evacuation, foreign policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military intervention, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Refugee Crisis, russia, solidarity, Ukraine

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we offer to evacuate Russian civilians from Kursk Oblast! Why? Because our server is so lit, even Russia can’t handle it! We’ve got crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle and building giant statues of llamas! Plus, our staff is so friendly, they’ll even help you navigate through a real-life international crisis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save some Russians together!

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World of Elak

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, survival towny discord economy tribes community friends legacy adventure exploration map trade decision-making conquest multiplayer crafting building sandbox open world MMORPG, Towny, Vanilla

World of Elak Features: Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world. Towny System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving community. Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy! Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed economy system that makes every decision count. Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the World of Elak! Join us now and start your adventure!

51.81.126.169:25568

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Solvival

Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, smp, Solvival, Survival, Vanilla, Viaversion

Just a normal SMP no game-changing plugins/mods. This server is basically just a vanilla SMP with ViaVersion to allow multiple versions.

solvival.us

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FlashbackKissMCServer

emotionally dependent, flashback kiss, FlashbackKissMCServer, flashy flash, fubuki, homoshit, One Punch Man, Psykos, sonic

Are you tired of all the homoshit drama in One Punch Man? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama is deciding who gets the last block of diamond ore! Flashy Flash may be emotionally dependent on Sonic, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be dependent on is the endless fun and adventure. So leave the homoshit behind and join us for some epic building and crafting!

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FroZoneCraft SMP – Snowbreak Chronicles #404

Adjutant, agave, Android, anniversary, Chronicles, codes, Confessions, Containment Zone, Endless Battle., fantasies of yore, Fenny, Friends Form, FroZoneCraft, great waifus, Hero Games, Ios, loverush party, main story, operation midnight, PC, pity banner type, power peak, Resource Pastebin, smp, Snowbreak, snowbro, specular matrix, suspense in skytopia, torrent of fire, Trailer, version 2.0, weapon banner

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, we had to make multiple trailers just to contain all the chaos. From Operation Midnight to Fenny Trailer to Version 2.0, we’ve got it all!

Join us on this rollercoaster of events, from Loverush Party to Specular Matrix to Endless Battle. And let’s not forget about the Hero Games and Torrent of Fire – it’s like a never-ending party in Minecraft land!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got banners like Fantasies of Yore and Fenny – Starshine, with weapons like Heart Hunter and Blitzing Fangs. And don’t forget to redeem your codes for some extra goodies – because who doesn’t love free stuff?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some great waifus along the way. See you in the game, snowbros!

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InheritCraft: Nephew’s Generosity

controversy, decision, Fairness, family, family business, family drama, family dynamics, family inheritance, family inheritance dispute, family inheritance division, family relationships, financial support, Gender Roles, Generosity, Inheritance, inheritance allocation, inheritance distribution, InheritCraft, nephew, Nephews, sacrifice, Support, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and defend your nephew’s decision regarding his inheritance in a virtual world where you can build castles fit for queens and kings!

Just like in the real world, you can receive a surprise inheritance and decide how to allocate it among your family members. Will you be like our brave nephew and share the wealth with the women in your family, or will you keep it all for yourself like a greedy dragon hoarding gold?

Watch out for the drama and heated arguments as you navigate through this crazy Minecraft server. Will you be the hero defending your nephew’s honor, or will you join the unhappy family members who think his decision was unfair?

Join us now for a wild ride filled with family feuds, inheritance disputes, and epic Minecraft builds that will leave everyone in awe! Who knew virtual family drama could be so entertaining?

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TeslaCraft

automotive history, Automotive Industry, electric cars, electric vehicles, Environmental awareness, famous inventors, History, innovation, inventor, irony, modern technology, Nicola Tesla, renewable energy, sustainable energy, Technology, tesla, tesla model 3, tesla model s, tesla model x, Tesla Motors, TeslaCraft

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds.

not only that, but we have a secret underground disco party every night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on the moon? that’s right, you can mine for diamonds while floating in zero gravity.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our insane minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. just watch out for those llama overlords – they tend to get a little power-hungry when they’re in charge.

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