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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5779 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
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