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White House Felon Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than the White House? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Stormy Daniels’ NDA look like child’s play. Join us for a crazy adventure where you’ll uncover secrets more shocking than a P Diddy music video. Billie Eilish’s lyrics have nothing on the drama you’ll find here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a scandalous good time! -
Prison Protection Agency: Minecraft Edition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual courtroom filled with scandal and intrigue! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret agreements, hush money payments, and scandalous conversations between players. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have juicy gossip and political drama? Hurry up and join our server now before the truth gets buried deeper than a mineshaft! -
StinkyCraft: Where Trump’s Farts Rule and Stormy Gets Revenge!
Come join our Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high! Rumor has it that one player is taking another to court over a virtual affair gone wrong. Will justice be served in the pixelated world? Find out by joining our server and witnessing the virtual courtroom showdown of the century! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now for a front-row seat to the chaos! -
BioMamaNoBrideMom
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and wedding planning collide in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with malnourished characters, substance-abusing NPCs, and a mother-of-the-bride showdown like no other.Experience the thrill of standing up to your bio mother and telling her she’s not invited to your wedding because she wasn’t there for you. Watch as she tries to claim her spot as the mother of the bride, only to be shut down by your fierce aunt and supportive fiancé.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as your bio mother insists her boyfriend should walk you down the aisle, while you stand your ground and declare that your grandfather will be the one by your side. Who will win this battle of the wedding guests? Join our server to find out!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s filled with drama, family feuds, and unexpected twists, look no further. Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous wedding planning adventure you’ve ever experienced!
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SingleSMP: DumbDaterMoment
Are you tired of being surrounded by noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your way to victory!Join us if you want to witness players trying to ride pigs off cliffs thinking they’re going to fly, or see someone accidentally setting their entire house on fire because they thought lava was a cozy fireplace.
We have a strict “no boring builds” policy, so get ready to see giant statues of chickens, roller coasters that go straight into the ocean, and houses made entirely out of TNT (for that explosive living experience).
So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us and see why being single in Minecraft has never been so entertaining!
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AmazonDamage Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we make sure no one is cutting down trees like that brazilian dude!! we got all the trees you could ever want, no deforestation here!! plus, if you join now, you get a free pet parrot to fly around with you in the game, just like in the amazon rainforest!! and if you see anyone trying to cut down trees, you can report them to our tree police and they’ll be banned for life!! so come on down to our server and help us save the amazon, one block at a time!! 🌳🦜🚓 #savethetrees #minecraftjustice -
Blocky Rubles: Interest Rate Hike!
HEY Y’ALL, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS CRAZY AS THE RUSSIAN CENTRAL BANK RAISING INTEREST RATES TO 18%?!?!?! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN VLADIMIR PUTIN WOULD BE IMPRESSED!WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL! THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND, AND EVEN STARTED THEIR OWN COMMUNIST DIAMOND EMPIRE!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. OUR SERVER IS SO WILD, WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT WEAR USHANKAS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH ALL THE SHENANIGANS GOING ON HERE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A STABLE ECONOMY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS UNPREDICTABLE AS A RUSSIAN WINTER?!?!?!
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LootCraft: L vs I Edition
so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and, like, dragons breathing fire everywhere. you can, like, ride on a rainbow to get to different dimensions and, like, battle evil gnomes with diamond swords.also, we have, like, a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, show off their sick moves. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
so, like, if you want to have the most epic time of your life, come join us on this server. but, like, be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that, like, awesome.
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Hygiene vs Morals: Men vs Women
come join our epic minecraft server where men admit they stink and women confess their sins! women be like “i stole a diamond block” and men be like “i haven’t showered in a week”. it’s a wild ride of moral lapses and hygiene fails. we got crazy builds and insane adventures waiting for you. join now for a chance to see the weirdest combo of players ever!