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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6927 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3124 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
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