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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 587 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 1958 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
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