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ConfusedCraft: Where even the creepers are scratching their heads

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because THIS server is the craziest, wildest, most insane server you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. WHAT?! That’s right, our pigs have class.

But wait, there’s more! Venture into the LOST jungle biome and you’ll encounter a tribe of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They’ll challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

Feeling adventurous? Take a trip to the HAUNTED mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and just want to play hide and seek. But be careful, they’re experts at hiding in plain sight.

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly EPIC spleef tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden shovel.

So why wait? Join THIS server now for the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life!

Mama’s Minecart Madness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	8558
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by none other than Ennamama herself! Yes, you heard that right. Ennamama, the legendary Minecraft goddess, who is known for her epic builds and crazy antics. And guess what? She’s looking for a companion to explore the vast world of Minecraft with her.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can also engage in epic PvP battles with other players, build your own kingdom, and even ride dragons into battle. And did I mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and experience the thrill of sex with Ennamama (just kidding, but hey, anything is possible on this server)!

Unbeatable Steve’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	2492
Zombie Dances:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the toughest mobs are no match for our players!

Join now and experience the thrill of taking down invincible enemies with your bare hands. Our players have defeated dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a piece of bread.

Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join our server and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you saying, “How do I beat this fucker, he’s literally invincible.”

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the unconquerable.

Russian Roulette Minecraft Server: Where the only thing dying is your pixelated self!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server where death is just the beginning! Join us and sacrifice yourself for the greater good, or be labeled a traitor and watch as Russia gets overrun by Muslim immigrants from Asia. But hey, diversity is a strength, right?

Come be a part of our insane community where anything can happen. Build, battle, and betray your way to the top as we create a world like no other. Who needs boring old factions when you can have a server filled with drama, danger, and diversity?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

BandCraft – Rock out on our Minecraft server! #887

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	438
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Limilin in Kansai Edition is in full swing! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our current event is called Poppin’western journey, where you can ride horses through the wild west and battle bandits with your trusty pickaxe. And don’t even get me started on our current gacha, To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha, where you can win a 5* Rimi who can serenade creepers to sleep.

But wait, there’s more! Our next event is called Auftakt of the Flickering Flames, where you’ll have to fight off a dragon that’s terrorizing the server. And the next gacha, Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, will give you a 5* Shiro who can summon a shield made of diamonds to protect you from any enemy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! And don’t forget to check out our ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT~ video for some hilarious translations and our Dumbdori soundboard and Flappy Ako game for some silly fun. See you in the game!

Gaymers Paradise – #2263

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6560	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our bishounen jesus edition Minecraft server, where you can join forces with the most fabulous and divine beings in all of blocky land!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, Jesus himself descends from the heavens every Sunday to bless players with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him riding a majestic rainbow llama through the pixelated skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret unicorn sanctuary, where you can tame and ride these magical creatures into battle against hordes of evil creepers and skeletons. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a unicorn, you’ll unlock the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our bishounen jesus edition Minecraft server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it for eternity!

SenpaiCraft: Yandere Love in Minecraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Imagine this: You’re mining away, looking for diamonds, when suddenly you spot a player in a stunning dress. But wait, it’s not just any player – it’s Takachiho Honoka! And guess what? She’s not just a reclusive gamer, she’s also a total party animal when she’s had a few too many potions!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love story more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. Who knew that mining for resources could lead to finding your player two?

So what are you waiting for? Hit that Join button and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing worth digging for on our server!

Mordecai & Rigby’s 6 Million Block Bonfire Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some questionable requests from your boss. Join now for a chance to participate in wacky challenges like burning 6 million jews in a day! Don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun… or is it?

Imagine the chaos as you try to reach that outrageous goal, all while dodging angry mobs and lava pits. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a promotion if you succeed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun… right? 😉

Blocky City Adventures: Singapore Edition

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2257	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the beauty of Singapore without leaving your couch! Why travel when you can teleport straight to this virtual paradise?

Join us and build your own Marina Bay Sands out of pixelated blocks, or create a replica of the famous Merlion statue in your backyard. Don’t forget to visit our virtual hawker centers for some delicious Minecraft food that won’t give you any calories!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground laser tag arena where you can battle it out with other players for ultimate supremacy. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our virtual cable car that will take you soaring through the skies of our Minecraft Singapore.

So why wait? Join our server now and start your epic journey in this blocky version of the Lion City!

Minecraft Madness: Coom in Moom’s Womb

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to coom in Moom’s womb! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located on a floating island in the shape of a giant banana. Why? Because why not!

2. The only way to access the island is by riding a flying pig that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs filled with enchanted loot. Who needs regular old chickens when you can have these beauties?

4. The main attraction of our server is a disco party cave where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is a trampoline. Get ready to boogie down with your fellow players!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to coom in Moom’s womb for good luck!