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BanCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, BanCraft, controversy, decision, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international community, international relations, Israel, letter, Minecraft, Nations, non-alignment, Politics, refusal, Secretary General, Server, Support, united nations

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	257	Love Letters Sent:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, emergency response, Herzliya, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, news coverage, northern Israel, nursing home, NursingHomeRaid, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, Yom Kippur

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6237	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Animals Bred:	142
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	5175

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

Toddler GoBot Fun Land

2-3 year olds, children, custom robot, early childhood development, foam-padded robot, Fun, GoBot, increased activity, interactive play, Land, motor skills, movement, physical activity, playmate, Playtime, research, robot playmate, room, study, Technology, Toddler, toddlers, wheeled robot

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mines Excavated:	3019
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

acceptance, age gap, Authenticity, chick, Diversity, Exploration, FANTASY, flicks, Intimacy, Lesbian, lez out, LGBTQ, media representation, Minecraft, misconceptions, older chicks, porn, relationships, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, taboo, younger chicks

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	8756	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

affirmation, appreciation, compassion, compliments, Empathy, encouragement, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, Nice, Positive reinforcement, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperWedding

adult children, aita, communication breakdown, confronting family issues, courthouse wedding, CraftyCreeperWedding, emotional distress, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., financial assistance, financial burden, financial struggles, Inconvenient Wedding, lack of compassion, long distance family, passive aggressive behavior, sibling relationships, Ultimatum, wedding costs

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

MemoryWipeMCSMP

choose, cognitive reset, emotions, erase, Experience, feelings, forget, Memories, Memory, MemoryWipeMCSMP, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past, Pick, Recapture, Recollection, redo, reexperience, RELIVE, repeat, selective amnesia

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ores Mined:	2977	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could erase your memory and experience the thrill of starting fresh on a new server? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special potion that will erase your memory every time you log in!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite foods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

ThirstQuencherCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Votes:	649	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the rivers flow with ice-cold soda pop instead of water! Yes, you heard that right! Quench your thirst with a refreshing drink straight from the source while building your dream pixelated paradise. But be warned, the mobs are addicted to caffeine and will do anything to get their hands on your precious beverages. So join us and experience the fizzy madness for yourself!

BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, artillery brigades, BrigadeCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Directive, east asia, escalation, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military drills, Minecraft, North Korea, peace talks, Political, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tensions, threat

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Farms Harvested:	952
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the intense battles between North and South Korea! build your own artillery brigades and launch missiles at your enemies! will you be able to bring peace to the region or will chaos reign supreme? join now and be part of the action! but be careful, Kim Jong-un might be watching…

VugledarMarineElite

Battle casualties, combat fatalities, Elite brigade, Infantry casualties, Infantry losses, Loss of personnel, marine corps, military casualties, military conflict, Military losses, Military operations, Russian army, Russian forces, Russian marines, russian military, Russian soldiers, Russian troops, Vugledar battles, VugledarMarineElite, war casualties

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	171	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	150	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got this elite brigade of Russian marines who are like, super hardcore and stuff. But get this, they keep losing like, 80% of their personnel in battles for Vugledar. Like, how crazy is that? But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server.

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle and the chaos of war. Plus, you might even get to witness some epic fails and hilarious mishaps along the way. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of Minecraft for surviving the madness of Vugledar.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.