STOP PLAYING AS A GIRL Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

4 years ago, 4plebs, Archive, blocks, Comment, Crafty, digital preservation, discussion, forum, historical record, internet culture, internet history, long tail tag, memory lane, Minecraft, old post, online conversation, past events, POL, Server, Thread, time capsule, Timestamp, web archive

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Astral Projections Made:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dimension Hops:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate milk!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated by friendly aliens who will trade you diamonds for space cookies! And every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and trees grow upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Holy Shit He Really The One Minecraft SMP

HOLY, Minecraft, Shit, smp

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary player known only as “The One” who can build a dirt house faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Rumor has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for his loyal subjects. Want to join his feathered army and conquer the land? Just hop on our server and start recruiting your own army of poultry warriors.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and adventures await you in this wacky world.

BlockyCraft – modern Minecraft server

2024.., Achievement Diary, BlockyCraft, chat channel, Communication, curse of arrav, fart cc, future of osrs, Info, Minecraft, mobile anniversary update, MODERN, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, osg, Podcast, sam dhide, Server, skilling competition, spaghetti code, standings, TempleOSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure madness!

Join us for the Sam Dhide edition, where we discuss everything from spaghetti code to the future of OSRS while building epic structures in Minecraft. Who knew coding could be so entertaining?

Ever heard of The Curse of Arrav? Well, on our server, we’ve turned it into a hilarious mini-game where you have to escape the clutches of an evil spaghetti monster. And to celebrate our mobile anniversary, we’ve added a special update that lets you play Minecraft on your phone while fighting off hordes of angry meatballs.

Not sure what to do when you first join? Don’t worry, we’ve got quests and diaries to keep you entertained for hours. And if you ever need help, just hop on our chat channel, appropriately named “fart cc,” for some questionable advice.

But wait, there’s more! Join our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition where you can show off your Minecraft skills and compete for the coveted title of Skilling Champion. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might just find yourself face to face with a giant spaghetti monster ready to challenge you to a building contest.

HopOn /SMCI/ Minecraft SMP MondayBros

Analysis, bros, Decision making, finance, financial news, HopOn, hopping on, Investment, market behavior, market prediction, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, MONDAY, MondayBros, SMCI, smp, speculation, stock market, stock movement, stock price, Stock Trading, strategy, Trading

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft SMP ever? Join us on /SMCI/ where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that on /SMCI/, diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly. Our players have built entire castles out of nothing but dirt and determination. The mobs are so friendly, they’ll even help you build a house if you ask nicely. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden in every corner of the map.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on /SMCI/ for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power! See you on Monday, bros!

Blocky Buddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Towns Built:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	178	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel like a burden to anyone, not even to the creepers! Join us and leave all thoughts of self-harm behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be killing are zombies and skeletons.

We have a dedicated team of players ready to lift your spirits and show you that life is worth living, even in the darkest of caves. And if anyone tries to convince you otherwise, just remember that they’re probably just a catfish trying to steal your diamonds.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build a world where everyone is valued and no one has to face their struggles alone. Join us today and let’s craft a brighter future together!

The Movie Bob Is My Favorite Critic Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the movie bob is our favorite critic! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect you from any creepers that come your way. – We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. – The only way to get diamonds on our server is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. – Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will help you with any issues you may encounter. They may spit at you, but it’s all in good fun. – Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momo’s Minecraft Server – Refreshing & Fun

Anime, character chemistry, charisma, Dandadan, Dynamic duo, endearing, Female lead, Female Protagonist, Fun, goofy, headstrong, highschool student, japanese animation, Manga, Mature, Minecraft, Momo Ayase, momos, multiple outfits, Okarun, Refreshing, relatable, Server, Shounen, strong female character, Stubborn

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magic Items Found:	8497
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is like a shounen anime come to life! Join us and experience the epic adventures of Momo, the fearless warrior with multiple outfits and a heart of gold. Watch as she teams up with Okarun to take on the biggest bosses and conquer the toughest challenges. With her relatable high school antics and mature apologies, Momo will steal your heart and keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic shounen adventure in Minecraft history!

Ruins your comfy romcom Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	623	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring romcom where everything is predictable and mushy? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll ruin that comfy bubble for you! With crazy pranks, unexpected twists, and wild adventures, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show behind the scenes. They’re always plotting something mischievous and you never know when they’ll strike next. But hey, who doesn’t love a good llama conspiracy, am I right?

Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs? Yeah, they’re a thing here. They soar through the sky, dropping random items and causing chaos wherever they go. It’s like a piggy parade, but with a lot more oinks and snorts.

So if you’re ready to say goodbye to your boring romcom life and hello to a world of insanity and laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!

Loyalty Tread Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	126012	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a little drama and intrigue? Look no further! Join our server and let us test your wife or girlfriend’s loyalty for you! Just send us her social media info or phone number and we’ll make sure she’s not getting up to any funny business while you’re mining for diamonds. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride!

Gloomy Steve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	620	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4852

Are you tired of feeling like a sad, lonely newfag in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will make you forget all about your sad existence.

Join us and become a part of a community where even the most morbidly obese players can thrive and find friendship. No job experience? No problem! We welcome all, even those who have spent 15 years in prison for dumb shit.

Looking for a reason to live or a reason to die? Look no further than our server, where you can find validation and sage insight from fellow players. And hey, if all else fails, you can always ask us to shit on your face (figuratively, of course).

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find love (or at least sex without paying for it)!