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Over the Hillcraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Zombie Dances:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of adulting and feeling like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the responsibilities of the real world!

Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures, build incredible creations, and make new friends from all around the world. Who needs a good job and a spouse when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

Forget about losing hope and feeling envious of others, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and live out your wildest dreams. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity!

Pixelated Love Shack: Where Even Ataru Can’t Score

Anime, Ataru, character analysis, Charm, Clueless, comedy, DATING, funny, Girls, humor, Japanese culture, love, lum, Manga, Otaku, pixelated, Protagonist, relationships, romance, Score, Shack, Unattractive

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of being like Ataru and not being able to get girls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate chick magnet! Our pixelated world is filled with stunning landscapes, epic builds, and adorable animals that will make any girl swoon. Join us and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or creepers to Steve)! Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and let the romance begin!

Crafty Mexy Madness – Join the ‘/mex/’ Server for a Fiesta of Fun!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and only finding average-looking profiles? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the edición prieta promedio de tinder you’ve been searching for! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated hotties and steamy virtual dates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual paradise filled with gorgeous avatars and endless possibilities for romance. They built a pixelated mansion for their pixelated lover and lived happily ever after in the land of Minecraft love.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like speed dating in the Nether, romantic boat rides in the End, and even a special Valentine’s Day fireworks display in the sky. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our edición prieta promedio de tinder Minecraft server today and swipe right on love!

Pixel Poo Palace: Where Creepers are just misunderstood, and chinkshit is always in style

China, chinkshit, Competition, CREEPERS, Economy, fearmongering, Future, Globalization, Insecurity, international relations, Misinformation, misunderstood, nationalism, Palace, PIXEL, Politics, Poo, power dynamics, prejudice, Propaganda, rhetoric, Stereotypes, Style, Trade, uncertainty, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1330	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing! And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping golden apples wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of chicken nuggets and feathers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, the only thing crazier than our server is the fact that we managed to get away with calling it “Enjoy your chinkshit while it lasts. China isn’t gonna be here in 10 years.” Let the fun begin!

Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness

cavemen, Crafty, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Insecurity, male identity, masculinity crisis, Men, mental health, MODERN, modern men, Pathetic, Patheticness, personal development, Prove, psychological wellbeing, self esteem, self worth, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, toxic masculinity, traditional masculinity, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5151	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of modern men being total wimps? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner caveman! Build massive fortresses, hunt for your own food, and show off your survival skills in a world where only the strongest survive.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will test your limits. From dodging lava pits to battling hordes of zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden somewhere on our server. Find it and you’ll become the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dare to challenge you.

So why waste your time with weaklings when you can join our server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be? Join now and show the world what a real man looks like!

Minecraft Madness: Genshin Edition – Join the chaos at /gig/ server!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the wildest parties in the Nether!

2. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated Herobrine not once, but twice. They’re basically Minecraft gods.

3. We have secret codes that unlock hidden treasures in the game. Just like in Genshin Impact, but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft.

4. Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to kick some blocky butt.

5. Our weapon banner includes Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword). These weapons are so powerful, they can slice through obsidian like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pickaxe shattered by the sheer awesomeness of it all.

Anon’s Anti-Social Minecraft Madness

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Emeralds Found:	3108
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8112	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Shower of Mystical Enlightenment, where players can cleanse their souls and gain superhuman powers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get showering together!

EmbarrassedCraft – Where Crap Shows are Welcome! LOL

Anime, Crap, crap show, cringe, dbz, embarrassed, EmbarrassedCraft, Fans, lol, OG Gundam, Oreigaru, quotes, Rent a Girlfriend, second hand embarrassment, shows, younger days

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cringe harder than watching your old favorite anime, Oreigaru? Look no further! Our server is like the OG Gundam of Minecraft servers – outdated and full of awkward moments. But don’t worry, we’ve got pacing issues like DBZ to keep things interesting. Join us for a constant stream of second-hand embarrassment and questionable quotes that will make you rethink your life choices. Who needs Rent a girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Join us now for a cringe-worthy experience you won’t soon forget!

ChudCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance-off!

Adventure, battle, Chud, ChudCraft, courage, CREEPERS, danceoff, dark forces, destiny, Epic, FANTASY, Hero, Kingdom, legend, Magic, mythical creatures, Prophecy, Quest, Redemption, Resist, sword, The Troonslayer, triumph, warrior

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to The Troonslayer, where the only thing more epic than our battles is our sense of humor! Join us on this wild ride through a world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join The Troonslayer, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. They laughed so hard that they forgot they were in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombies! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary Troonslayer himself, a player so skilled that he once defeated a dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

So come join us at The Troonslayer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have non-stop laughs and epic moments? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our llama rodeo every Saturday is not to be missed!

Crafty Ricecels: Where Killing White People is Just a Game (No Terrorists Allowed!)

Allowed, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, domestic terrorism, extremism, Game, hate crimes, hate groups, killing, mental health, patriotism, people, racial tensions, racial violence, radical ideologies, radicalization, Ricecels, Samurai, societal issues, Terrorism, terrorists, violence, western culture, White, white people, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Animals Bred:	122	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your patriotism in the most honorable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become a ricecel samurai, ready to take down white people and bring glory to your people. Engage in epic battles, build your own empire, and show the world what true patriotism looks like. Who needs terrorist attacks when you have the skills of a samurai at your disposal?

So why wait? Join our server now and let the ricecel revolution begin! Just remember, killing wh*Te people is not only allowed, it’s encouraged. Embrace your inner warrior and let the Minecraft madness begin!