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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 279 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9693 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.