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Afterlife Reunion: Pick Your Player!

Afterlife, cherished ones, Closure, Connection, departed souls, emotional, Eternal Love, family, Friends, Grief, longing, lost ones, loved ones, Memories, One More Day, Pick, player, resurrection, reunion, special moments, SPIRITUAL

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Farms Harvested:	906	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	202	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to bring back anyone from the afterlife for one day! Imagine chilling with Abraham Lincoln or having a dance-off with Cleopatra. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency, emergency evacuation, evacuate, evacuation measures, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, evacuation warning, extreme weather, Flooding, heavy rainfall, Japan, japan news, Minecraft, natural disaster, Rain, Safety, Server, Storm, Typhoon Shanshan, TyphoonCraft, weather alert

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	236	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27

haha u no want to be in typhoon shanshan, come to our server instead!! we got no rain, only sunshine and diamonds!! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the storm and eat all the cake u want!! join us now before the typhoon blows u away, literally!! #minecraftlife #cakeparty #typhoonschmyphoon

F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	2749	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ores Mined:	5387	New Chunks Explored:	33925
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Crops Grown:	2124
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Buildings Constructed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	118
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	564
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!