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> Money Inflated Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	New Chunks Explored:	916845
Buildings Constructed:	46	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	56	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of the real world economy crashing and burning like a creeper explosion in Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only stocks crashing are the ones you blow up with TNT.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your gold has been stolen by a sneaky Enderman. No worries, just grab your pickaxe and go on a quest to get it back! And don’t even get us started on the housing market – our houses are never squatted in because we have iron golems as security guards.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only thing inflated is the size of your giant pixelated castle!

Taste Testers United

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	158	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Star Shards Collected:	240

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to eat the weirdest virtual foods you can imagine, from pixelated pickles to blocky bacon. And don’t worry, they taste just as weird as they look!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a legendary chef who once cooked up a dish so bizarre that players who ate it started speaking in backwards language for a week! Trust us, you won’t find that kind of culinary chaos anywhere else.

So come on down to our server and get ready to feast on the unexpected. Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food that you never knew existed in the world of Minecraft!

Handless Reminders MC

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

join our epic minecraft server and you will never have to write reminders on your hand again! our server is so lit, you will be too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to even remember what day it is! forget about boring old cell phones, come join us and experience a whole new level of reminder efficiency! plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you will gain superpowers and be able to fly like a majestic unicorn! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Players Killed by Monsters:	2666	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to the most testosterone-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t mess around with those pesky females here – they’re basically the niggers of the gender, so we say screw ’em all! Only real men allowed, no cuntoids or troon degenerates in sight.

Join us for epic discussions on manly topics like gaming, weight lifting, fighter jets, sports, music, films, politics, and whatever else you can think of (as long as it’s not degenerate, of course). Need a place to vent about your hatred for women? Look no further, this is the place for you!

Still not convinced? Here are some FAQs to help you understand why this server is the ultimate man cave:

– What is this server all about? It’s a place for men to chat about their lives and bond over their shared disdain for the opposite sex. Only men can be robots here, sorry ladies!

– Why aren’t you on Wizchan? Because this is our turf, not yours. Plus, we don’t want to deal with your terminally online dyke mod team.

– I’m a femoid, can I join? Nope, this server is strictly for the bros. Females need not apply.

– I’m a tranny, can I join? Absolutely not. Go find a different server to haunt, we don’t want your kind here.

– What does “nona” mean? Just some dumb term that the cuntoids made up to try and fit in where they clearly don’t belong.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and leave all that female nonsense behind, come join us on this epic Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a woman or a degenerate, in which case, you probably will). Let’s build, mine, and conquer – like real men do!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-studded chicken nugget as a prize!

Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps, but beware of the evil llama overlords who guard the loot with their deadly spit attacks!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle mermaids for enchanted tridents. Just watch out for the kraken that lurks in the depths, waiting to drag unsuspecting players to their watery doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizard, but that’s just part of the fun)!

ExitRageCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and leave behind the days of grocery store confrontations and baby ogling.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those in our world)! Don’t worry about getting stuck in tight spaces like in the grocery store, because our world is vast and full of adventure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with oblivious baby-ogling couples? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

Say goodbye to your bad day and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

BorderPatrolCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

lol imagine if u were just tryna build ur lil dirt house in minecraft and then BAM u hear warning shots being fired cuz sum n.korean soldiers decided to pop over the border for a quick visit. like bro, we got creepers to worry about, we don’t need this drama in our virtual world too. come join our server where the only shots being fired are from your bow and arrow at those pesky skeletons. ain’t nobody got time for real life border disputes when u can be building ur dream castle in minecraft. let’s keep the peace and just game on, fam.

PausePlayCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Towns Built:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the pause button is king. it will pause and unpause like a boss. play button? pshhh it only plays. you wanna be on the winning team, right? then join us and experience the power of the pause button. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you laugh till you cry. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show the world that pausing is where it’s at. #pausebutton4life #minecraftmadness

AgeCraft: Mindful Adventures

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

so like, u know how u get older and stuff and u start to like, explore things differently? well, on this server, u can explore like u never have before! like, ur brain will be so stimulated that u will never experience cognitive decline! join now and be amazed by the crazy adventures and mind-blowing landscapes that await u! come on, don’t be a potato, join us now!

Wifey Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Animals Bred:	114
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7911
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft server where the wives are always loving each other more than their husbands in a crazy isekai world? Join us for a wild adventure where polyamory reigns supreme and drama is always around the corner. Build your own harem of blocky babes and watch as they fight for your affection while also swooning over each other. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a love triangle to navigate? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your own relationships in real life.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server – No. 198423599

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Animals Bred:	30
New Chunks Explored:	843518	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during battles.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!