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> Money Inflated Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Farms Harvested:	796	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of the real world economy crashing and burning like a creeper explosion in Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only stocks crashing are the ones you blow up with TNT.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your gold has been stolen by a sneaky Enderman. No worries, just grab your pickaxe and go on a quest to get it back! And don’t even get us started on the housing market – our houses are never squatted in because we have iron golems as security guards.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only thing inflated is the size of your giant pixelated castle!

TrustyCraft: InstinctsIgnored

Decision making, follow your intuition., gut feeling, inner guidance, inner knowing, inner voice, InstinctsIgnored, instinctual decision making, instinctual knowledge, instinctual response, instinctual understanding, instinctual wisdom, intuition, intuition is key, intuition is powerful, intuition over logic, listen to yourself, SELF AWARENESS, trust your instincts, trusting your gut, trusting yourself, TrustyCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	2158	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a potion of insanity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, your instincts will thank you for choosing this wild ride of a server. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in server history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BananaCraft: The Cocaine Chronicles

bananacraft, Chronicles, cocaine

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the cops found six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment trying to get in on the action! Can you believe it? That’s how dope this server is!

Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and insane builds that will blow your mind! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the fields, and even a secret underground lair where you can chill with the creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the server that will make you richer than Notch himself. All you gotta do is find it before the evil Endermen do!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky cops trying to steal our stash of diamonds. LOL!

MuskoviteCraft

billionaire, CEO, electric cars, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, fanbase, Fans, innovation, innovation enthusiasts, mars colonization, MuskoviteCraft, Muskovites, renewable energy, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, Tesla Motors, Visionary

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a part of the muskovite cult? well, look no further cuz this server is where all the musk lovers unite! we got flying tesla cars as mounts, and every time u mine a block, elon musk himself congratulates u in the chat. plus, if u reach level 100, u get a free trip to mars on spacex rocket! join now and become a true muskovite warrior, fighting for the future of humanity with elon by ur side!

MeltedPolarAxisCraft

climate change, climate crisis, climate dynamics, climate science, climate study, Earth, Earth rotation, Earth’s Rotation, environmental impact, global warming, ice caps, internal dynamics, longer days, MeltedPolarAxisCraft, melting ice, planet, polar ice melting, scientific research, Shifting, spin axis, study

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the polar ice caps are melting and making Earth heavier so the days are longer, like what even is that?! It’s like the server is spinning out of control with all the fun and craziness happening, u don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness and epic builds. Join now before the Earth’s spin axis totally shifts and we all end up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🌍🔥💥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheInsanity

FemCraft Minecraft Server

child development, family dynamics, Fatherhood, FemCraft, Feminization, gender acceptance, gender dysphoria, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender reassignment, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Server, Transgender

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing being feminized is the landscape! No need to worry about your son turning into a daughter here, unless you count the beautiful flowers blooming everywhere. Explore our server and build your own gender-neutral castle, where you can live out your wildest fantasies without any unwanted makeovers. So why wait? Join now and leave the gender drama behind!

CraftyBag Minecraft Server

4koma, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CraftyBag, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, student council, Urban

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	420490
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more events than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Special Summer Mission where you’ll join the RABBIT SQUAD to solve the Mystery of the Missing Shrimp. Trust us, it’s shrimply the best!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Grand Assaults like ShiroKuro, where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor. It’s like a battle royale, but with more pixelated fun! And don’t even get us started on the 2x Hards, Bounties, and Commissions – it’s like a virtual gold rush up in here!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot and dancing villagers. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

CraftyVance’s Minecraft Server

America, America’s Hitler, Beliefs, Candidate, controversy, CraftyVances, criticism, debate, Democracy, Democrat, election, Government, JD Vance, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, Presidency, REPUBLICAN, Server, society, vice president, vp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then join our Minecraft server, where JD Vance is not only the Vice President, but also the King of the Nether realm!

Picture this: JD Vance riding into battle on a giant pig, wielding a diamond sword and leading his army of zombie villagers against the evil forces of Herobrine. Will you join his ranks and fight for justice, or will you build your own secret base and plot to overthrow him? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing more unpredictable than the lava pits is JD Vance’s next move. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his trusted advisor and help him rule the land with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever is more intimidating). See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments

affirmation, appreciation, Boundaries, Communication, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCompliments, emotional intelligence, encouragement, friendship, genuine compliments, Kindness, Masculinity, Men, relationships, Respect, self esteem, sincerity, Support, Understanding, validation

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	196
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Votes:	1912	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition? The possibilities are endless!

And don’t worry about giving compliments to your fellow players – on our server, you can tell a guy his pickaxe is looking extra shiny without him thinking you’re hitting on him. In fact, our players thrive on compliments like “Your creeper-slaying skills are out of this world” and “Your redstone contraptions are hotter than a lava lake.”

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a dance-off with a group of friendly Endermen or trading secrets with a talking sheep. The fun never stops on our server – join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

PolandCraft Server: No Missiles Allowed!

Allowed, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military intervention, Missiles, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, political decision, potential threat, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Falling into the Void:	3

Lol join our minecraft server cuz we got POLAND SHOOTING MISSILES AT RUSSIA vibes! like whoa, u never know what’s gonna happen next! maybe u’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly a missile flies overhead, just adds to the excitement, ya know? come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

PixelWarriors: 13/15 Noobs Down, Indians for the Win!

Army, CASUALTIES, Condolences, Conflict, Dead, deployment, foreign nationals, Grief, Indians, International, investigation, Loss, military unit, mourning, News, non-Russians, Noobs, PixelWarriors, RETURN, soldiers, Tragedy, WIN

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8242

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story. So, like, there was this military unit, right? And, like, 13 out of 15 non-Russians in the unit died! Crazy, right? But don’t worry, we got your back on this server. We’ll protect you from any crazy shenanigans like that. Plus, we got the best builds, the coolest mods, and the dankest memes. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!