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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8488 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2658 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8557 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.
So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?