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SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace

braid, controversy, critical reception, Downfall, Failure, fall from grace, game design, game development, game industry drama, Indie developer, indie failure, indie game development, indie games, indie success, Jon Blow, public perception, Redemption, SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace, success, the witness, Video Game (Industry)

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Once a powerful player on our Minecraft SMP, Jon Blow was known for his epic builds and unbeatable PVP skills. But one day, he decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and lost spectacularly. Now he’s just a humble farmer, tending to his crops and muttering about his defeat.

Join our server and witness the madness firsthand! From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted diamond swords.

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next Jon Blow – just try to avoid challenging any dragons to dance-offs.

StepSibBdayDrama-GroundED

Birthday, bullying, consequences, DAUGHTER, family conflict, Grandparents, grounding, holiday trip, insults, Malicious, Maturity, name-calling, provocation, punishment, selfish, special day, spoiled, Stepbrother, StepSibBdayDramaGroundED, unjust

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Farms Harvested:	672
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3272

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing out birthday candles and smashing cakes is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the spirit of Anna and her epic cake-smashing skills.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good prank and don’t mind a little bit of drama. With griefing and trolling at an all-time high, you never know what crazy antics you’ll come across next.

Plus, if you’re looking for a place where grandparents reward bad behavior with lavish holidays, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for flying cakes and tears of betrayal along the way!

DateImpressor Minecraft SMP

creative date experiences, creative date ideas, date night adventures, DateImpressor, impressing a crush, impressing a date, impressing a significant other, impressing someone special, impressing someone you like, memorable date memories, memorable date moments, Minecraft, out of the box date ideas, quirky date activities, quirky date stories, smp, thinking outside the box, unconventional date stories, unconventional dating, unique date experiences, unusual date activities, unusual date ideas, unusual date stories

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Animals Bred:	133
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Have you ever built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks in Minecraft just to show off your creativity and dedication? Well, if you join our wacky Minecraft SMP, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to do just that and more!

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From organizing massive pig races through treacherous lava pits to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our infamous dating game show events, where players compete for the chance to win a virtual date with the server owner. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve serenaded your crush with a love ballad made entirely of note blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and heart-pounding, look no further. Join us today and get ready to experience the most outrageous antics and unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

MovieMunchiesMC

Cinema, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dream, Experience, FANTASY, Favorite, fictional, Gastronomy, iconic, imagination, indulgence, memorable, movie food, MovieMunchiesMC, Nostalgia, Real Life, Taste, Unique, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	1532
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	972
Animals Bred:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can eat food from your favorite movies in real life! Ever wanted to chow down on a Krabby Patty from Spongebob Squarepants or feast on a Never-Ending Gobstopper from Willy Wonka? Well, now you can!

Join our server and experience the culinary delights of the silver screen like never before. Our chefs have mastered the art of recreating movie foods in pixelated form, so get ready to indulge in a feast fit for a Hollywood star.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle it out with giant popcorn monsters and candy cane warriors. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Turkey Leg is hidden somewhere deep within the labyrinth, waiting to be claimed by a brave adventurer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a gastronomic adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your appetite – you’re gonna need it!

TulkarmTerrorCellGoneBoom

aircraft, airstrike, armed conflict, Commander, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Middle East conflict, militant group, military operation, Palestinian territories, reportedly killed, security operation, strikes, targeted killing, terror cell, Tulkarm, TulkarmTerrorCellGoneBoom, Vehicle

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where you can join in on epic battles just like this one! We got IDF aircrafts swoopin’ in and takin’ out terror cells in vehicles, like whoa! And apparently, they even took out a Hamas commander, like, dang! If you wanna experience some intense action and feel like a total badass, then you gotta join our server ASAP! Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this insane world of Minecraft madness! Join now and let the chaos begin!

TrackTrotFunLand

3 legged race, agility, alternative races, athletic challenges, athletic events, backwards running, Competition, creativity, Diversity, Endurance, olympics, Physical fitness, Running, skipping, sports, sprinting, swimming stroke, track, track and field, TrackTrotFunLand, Unique Races

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LOVE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LOVE LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE GOT ALL THE CRAZY STUFF YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED IN MINECRAFT. LIKE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA WHILE FLYING A PIG? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, BABY!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A WHOLE SECTION DEDICATED TO RUNNING BACKWARDS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT RUNNING BACKWARDS, SKIPPING, AND EVEN 3 LEGGED RACES! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

AlzCraft: No Proof of Effect

AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s drugs, Alzheimer’s research, available data, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Confirm, data, disease process, Disease Progression, drug effectiveness, effect, Healthcare, medical advancements, modify, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, newly-approved, patient outcomes, pharmaceuticals, proof, treatment options

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9068
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz like, we got the most insane builds and craziest mini games u ever seen. like, our spawn town is literally made of diamonds and gold, and we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground maze filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. only the bravest players can make it out alive. oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons? yeah, it’s a real blast.

join our server now and become part of the most epic minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

SentinelCraft [1.21]

10 years running, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Bluemap, chest, Claims, Community, Community Events, Community website, Coreprotect, disguise, Economy, Fly, Friendly staff, Griefprevention, Homes, Huskclaims, Husktowns, Jobs, Land Claims, lighthearted environment, Longstanding friendships, Map, Mature Community, MCMMO, Minecraft 1.21, No Grief, Nogrief, Npc, Player Shops, Quests, Raiding protection, sentinelcraft, skins, Survival, Tokenshop, Towns, Towny, Treasure, Vanilla, Votifier

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

IP: play.sentinelcraft.netMinecraft 1.21 Version!

SentinelCraft is a survival based minecraft server that was founded in May 2013! It’s been running for over 10 years and has grown a mature, friendly and welcoming community and staff.

We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means all your builds are safe. If you like survival with some extra spice you’ll fit right in!

Here at SentinelCraft you can play with your friends, make land claims, make towns, interact with player shops, participate in community events and more!

Our aim is that everyone in this community feels welcomed, has fun and creates long-standing friendships as we all have done for the past 10 years in a mature, lighthearted environment.

If you want to find out more, or join the ride Click here to view our website.

play.sentinelcraft.net

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping sprees are just as important as surviving in 1.21 with friends and enemies alike!

alike, Bedrock Port, Community, CraftedSurvival, enemies, Environment, Friendly, Friends, grief-free, Homes, important, Ip:, Land, Mob Heads, mojang, one player sleep, Playtime, Ranks, shopping, smp, Sprees, Survival, Surviving, Tpa, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, welcome, World Map

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Homes and TPA	Players can set home locations and teleport to other players
Live World Map	View a live map of the server world
Mob Heads	Players have a chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust and playtime

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How can I claim land?

A: You can claim land by using the “/claim” command.

Q: Can I teleport to other players?

A: Yes, you can teleport to other players using the “/tpa” command.

Q: How do I view the live world map?

A: You can access the live world map through the server’s website.

Q: How can I get mob heads?

A: Mob heads have a chance to drop from mobs when killed by a player.

Q: Is there a way to skip the night?

A: Yes, one player sleep feature allows one player to skip the night for everyone.

Q: How are ranks determined?

A: Ranks are based on trust levels and playtime on the server.

CoomCraft Minecraft Server

academic research, ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient history, archaeological discovery, Archaeological excavation, Archaeological Findings, coom figurines, CoomCraft, cultural anthropology, cultural context, cultural heritage, Cultural significance, Fertility Goddess, fertility rituals, fertility symbolism, historians, historical analysis, historical artifacts, historical evidence, historical interpretation, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even historians are getting in on the action. They found some coom figurines in your country and are convinced they are fertility goddesses. Join our server and uncover the ancient secrets of the coom goddesses while building your own epic creations. Who knows what other crazy discoveries await you on our server! Join now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.