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Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2090	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Zombie Dances:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	835580	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crops Grown:	2910
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	275
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Runes Activated:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Farms Harvested:	621	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	4578	Enchantments Applied:	60
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

astronomical discovery, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, Blasters, Celestial, Cosmic, discovery, emission, Galactic, Gigantic, Hole, jets, Massive, massive black hole, pair, Phenomenon, Plasma, plasma jets, scientific observation, Space, Universe

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Divine Spears Created:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	8008	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7401	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!