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Frankie’s Fun Minecraft Server

humor, friendship, Writing, quirky, comedy

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their dance moves? Or maybe you’re interested in participating in our annual “Build-a-thon” where players compete to create the most outrageous and impractical structures imaginable. And let’s not forget about our resident player, Frankie, who has a strange obsession with eating stinky pooholes…but hey, to each their own, right? So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

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JungleCraft: Ancient Settlers

History, humans, SETTLEMENT, Migration, early humans

so like, imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u get transported back in time to when humans were just chillin in the african rainforests like 150,000 years ago. u can build ur own tribe, hunt for food, and fend off wild animals. but watch out for the ancient curses lurking in the jungle, they might turn u into a chicken or something. join now for a wild adventure unlike anything u’ve ever seen before!

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Sparked

apply, discrimination, voice chat, Mods, rules

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Launch Date	1 week ago
Discord	Join Discord
About Us	An experienced team of admins, active members, long-term world, mature community, no land claims/chest locks, strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing, optional mods and data packs

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the Sparked Minecraft Server?

To join the server, first join the Discord server using the link provided above and follow the application process.

What is the server type?

The server type is SMP, which stands for Survival Multiplayer.

Are there any age restrictions?

Yes, the server is 18+ to create a mature and close-knit community atmosphere.

Are there any rules against griefing and hacking?

Yes, there are strict rules against discrimination, hacking, and griefing. The server enforces a whitelist to maintain a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.

Are there any mods or data packs on the server?

Yes, there are some optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Mystic Realms Craft 1.21

identity protection, No. 931809587, digital footprint, privacy concerns, internet privacy

this server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion in a nether fortress!

Join if you wanna flex your building skills and show off to all the noobs who can’t even stack two blocks together without crying.

We got more mods than a chest full of diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.

And don’t even get me started on the events – we have more parties than a village full of villagers on a Saturday night.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this block party started!

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BrotherGoneBanter

RESPONSIBILITY, separation, emotional, Empathy, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to forget about your guilt over electric skateboard accidents and family drama. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, without any death certificates or tantrums in sight.

Need a break from feeling like you’re not a priority to anyone? Come join our server and become the top priority of all our virtual villagers! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead?

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual spouse who won’t threaten divorce at the drop of a hat!

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BlocktopiaCraft

proud of my passion, proud memory, proud of my resilience, proud of my hard work, BlocktopiaCraft

Have you ever built a house out of diamond blocks in real life? No? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and show off your epic building skills in a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have flying pigs)!

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We once had a creeper throw a surprise party for Steve and it was a blast! Plus, our community is so friendly that even the zombies say “hi” before trying to eat your brains.

So, if you want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of gravity), then join us now! Who knows, you might even become the mayor of our virtual town made entirely out of cake.

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MineCraftMineralDeal Server

resource extraction, united states, international relations, Geopolitics, trade agreement

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and U.S. are fighting over minerals but zelenskyy is like “nah bro, i need security guarantees first” like what even is that? anyway, we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha-cha slide, so come on over and join the chaos! trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?) so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Elon’s Loot MineCraft

Technology, Federal Grants, entrepreneur, Report, funding

OMG GUYZ U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ ELON MUSK IS LITERALLY MAKIN’ IT RAIN GOVERNMENT FUNDS UP IN HERE! LIKE, HE’S BUILDIN’ DIAMOND CASTLES AND GOLDEN CREEPER STATUES WITH ALL DAT CASH!

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO ELON MUSK HIMSELF, RIDIN’ AROUND ON A DIAMOND HORSE AND THROWIN’ EMERALDS AT EVERYONE! HE MIGHT EVEN GIVE U A PERSONAL TOUR OF HIS REDSTONE MANSION, COMPLETE WITH A SECRET LAB WHERE HE’S WORKIN’ ON TURNIN’ PIGS INTO COWS!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN DIS SERVER NOW AND BECOME PART OF ELON MUSK’S WILD AND WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD! #MUSKMANIA #CREEPERCASH #DIAMONDDREAMS

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Blocky Birthday Bash

blocky, Birthday, Bash

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server, and BAM! you’re suddenly living in a different month every year! like, one year you’re living in january, the next year you’re living in february, and so on! it’s like time travel, but in minecraft!

and get this, every month has its own special theme! january is all about snow and ice, february is all about love and hearts, march is all about leprechauns and rainbows, you get the idea! it’s like a never-ending holiday party in minecraft!

not to mention, there are crazy events happening all the time! like, one time, a giant pink unicorn spawned in the middle of the server and started shooting rainbow lasers at everyone! it was insane, but so much fun!

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally out of this world, where time is all wacky and anything can happen, then you gotta join this server! trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Protein Power Energy Cells

ENERGY, immune cells, study, cells, specialized compartments

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE IMMUNE CELLS EATING BACTERIA BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE DON’T STASH NO BACTERIA, WE TURN THEM INTO EPIC LOOT AND BUILD PROTEINS FOR OUR CHARACTERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF SURVIVAL AND CRAZY ADVENTURES! WHO NEEDS SPECIALIZED COMPARTMENTS WHEN YOU CAN TURN BACTERIA INTO DIAMONDS?!COME JOIN US AND SEE YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER COME ALIVE WITH ENERGY AND EPIC LOOT! #MINECRAFTGOALS #BACTERIATOLOOT #PROTEINPOWER

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