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Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

bold, Boring, Break, Cold attitude, Craft, cringe, cute, Delinquents, Escape, Female delinquent, Gap Moe, I want to provide for her., Kinda gay, Long skirts, Male, Male delinquent, Prison, Stinks of semen, toughest

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

HighCrafters420: VapeNation2023

2023, Adults, Cannabis, hallucinogens, HighCrafters420, historically high levels, Monitoring the Future survey, percentages, record high levels, University of Michigan, VapeNation2023, Vaping, younger adults

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, dis server be like a trip to the moon, but without the rocket ship, ya feel me? We got so many players on here using their creative juices like they just smoked a whole field of cannabis. And don’t even get me started on the hallucinogens, we got players building castles in the sky and riding dragons made out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our vaping game is on point, with younger players blowing clouds bigger than a thunderstorm. It’s like a party in the clouds, except instead of rain, we got diamonds falling from the sky.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?). Let’s get lit and build some epic sh*t together!

VtubeCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, absolute state, Asshole, berate, Community, CONTENT, Fans, female, female vtuber fans, following, hot women, lewds, Live, Lust, Minecraft, ONLINE, Sending, Server, sexpest vtuber, Stream, Video, VTubeCraft, Vtuber

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where hot women follow a sexpest vtuber for some reason and send him their lewds just so he can berate or lust after them on stream. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of insanity? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

LoomingLatinoMC SMP

alpha male, Body language, Cultural differences, DOMINANCE, height difference, Hispanic, influence, intimidation, Latino, LoomingLatinoMC, machismo, Masculinity, nonverbal communication, peer pressure, physical presence, power dynamics, Size Comparison, smp, social hierarchy, social interactions, societal expectations, stature

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3975	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crops Grown:	2460	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	5288

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic blockhead? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where one player literally looms over his fellow Latino players. That’s right, he’s so tall that he has to duck to avoid hitting his head on the clouds! And that’s not all – rumor has it that he can build an entire castle in the time it takes you to mine one measly block of dirt. So if you want to join a server where the players are larger than life and the adventures are out of this world, come join us today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Doorstop Hideout Minecraft Server

construction site, door propped open, Doorstop, fire safety, fire warden, hidden items, hidden objects, HIDEOUT, Minecraft, NHS Hospital, office dynamics, office games, office humor, office politics, Revenge, Server, staff room, workplace conflict, workplace etiquette, workplace hierarchy, workplace pranks, workplace tension

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	108	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take doorstop wars to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of hiding doorstoppers in the staff room, just like in this epic tale.

As the appointed Fire Warden of our virtual office, you’ll have the power to keep those pesky doors closed and watch as your fellow players try to outsmart you with different types of doorstops. Will they use a plastic one, a wooden one, or even a brick with a smiley face? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, once you start this doorstop war, there’s no turning back. You’ll find yourself sneaking around, hiding doorstops in secret places, and laughing maniacally as you watch your friends scramble to find them.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the doorstop games begin! Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wits and doorstops? Only time will tell.

MomRageCraft

academic honors core 40, academic pressure, aita, communication breakdown, education decisions, emotional outburst, family dynamics, freshman, generational differences, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter conflict, parental expectations, personal growth, regular core 40, school counselor, screamed at mother, smartest kids, State, teenage rebellion, Therapist

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your intelligence and test your skills? Look no further than our server, where we only accept the top 3 smartest kids in the state!

Join us and prove to your mom that you are smart enough for the academic honors core 40. Our therapist-approved challenges will have you yelling “I’m a freshman and I can do it!”

Don’t listen to your mom, she’s just jealous she couldn’t make the cut. Join our server and show her that you are more than capable of conquering the regular core 40 and beyond. Who needs a teacher when you have us to guide you to victory?

So, are you in? Or are you gonna let your mom’s doubts hold you back? Join now and let’s show her who’s boss!

Skillz4All – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, professional development, resilience, skill development, Skillz4All, smp, teamwork, technology skills, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a pro player? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn the most important skill of all – mastering the art of building giant chicken statues that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also learn how to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Crafting Memes, Not Diamonds

contemporary expressions, Crafting, current vernacular, cyber language, diamonds, digital age, digital slang, futuristic language, internet culture, internet memes, memes, millennial speak, modern jargon, modern phrases, modern terminology, online communication, pop culture references, Slang, social media, tech advancements, Technology, viral trends

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	86
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where saying “I’ll just Google it” is a normal thing? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be Googling is how to survive a creeper explosion!

Back in the day, if you told someone you were going to spend hours building a virtual world out of blocks, they would have thought you were crazy. But now, it’s the norm! So why not join our server and show off your block-building skills to the world?

Forget about boring old reality, come join our server where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and even build a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out all your wildest Minecraft dreams! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

BorderRuin Minecraft Server

border, BorderRuin, Conflict, Crisis, Danon, destabilization, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Potions Brewed:	178	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some intense political drama? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where u can be danon, the ultimate minecraft warrior, taking on hezbollah in an epic battle for the border! will u be able to save lebanon from ruin? or will u lead them to victory? the choice is yours, my dude.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to be a part of this intense conflict, but u also get to build ur own epic base, mine for diamonds like a boss, and ride around on llamas all day long.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the chaos begin! but remember, if u don’t withdraw from the border now, u might just lead lebanon to ruin. no pressure tho.

BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mines Excavated:	1228	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

CrocSharkCowCraft

ancient marine life, ancient predators, ancient sea cow, Animal Behavior, crocodile attack, CrocSharkCowCraft, extinct species, fossil analysis, fossil discoveries, fossil evidence, Fossil records, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine fossils, paleoecology, Paleontology, predator attacks, predator-prey relationships, prehistoric creatures, sea creatures, shark predation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!