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AwkwardCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Zombie Dances:	10	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally set my house on fire trying to cook a steak in the furnace. Trust me, you’ll never be bored here with all the crazy shenanigans that go on, like the time we had a massive chicken parade through the village or when we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs.

And hey, if you’re looking for love, you might just find it here! Just ask Steve and his pet pig, Bacon, who are inseparable ever since they met in our server’s love shack. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

NeighborCraft: Oddities & Shenanigans

Abnormal, abnormality, Behavior, bizarre activities, eccentric, eccentric behavior, neighbor, NeighborCraft, odd, odd behavior, odd habits, Oddities, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar conduct, quirky, quirky behavior, Shenanigans, strange, strange habits, UNUSUAL, unusual behavior, weird actions

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are they building a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks? Are they trying to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle? Are they hosting a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ? Join our Minecraft server and find out what crazy shenanigans your neighbors are up to! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and hilarious moments that await you on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCaptiveRescue

Conflict Resolution, CraftyCaptiveRescue, crisis management., diplomatic relations, Dutch PM, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, humanitarian assistance, humanitarian crisis, international aid, International cooperation, military intervention, peace negotiations, Political Support, Russian captives, solidarity, Ukraine aid, War prisoners, Zelensky

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	191	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

lolz come join dis minecraft server where we got dutch pms givin aid to ukraine and zelensky confirm 600 russian captives like wut even is happenin here?! u can be part of dis wild world where anything can happen, like maybe u find a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds or u stumble upon a village of talking cows who teach u how to fly. who knows, da possibilities are endless on dis server. so come on, join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Pave Paradise, Craft Roads

360-degree view, Adventure, ANCESTORS, Craft, Exploration, Journey, landscape, local ], miles ahead, Nature, Paradise, pave, Pavement, peaceful view, Pure, road trip, Roads, scenic routes, SightSeeing, Transportation, travel, travel experience, travel memories

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the roads are made of pure diamonds and emeralds, giving you a bling bling experience like no other! travel through our scenic routes and witness majestic landscapes filled with unicorns and flying pigs. our ancestors never had the luxury of paved roads, but you can glide effortlessly on our diamond highways for miles on end. join now for a 360-degree view of pure awesomeness!

What is the IP for Dash Minecraft Server?

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Dash is a cryptocurrency created in 2014 by Evan Duffield. It aims to provide quick, secure, and private transactions for users around the world. Dash uses a two-tier network, with miners and masternodes working together to maintain the blockchain and enable features like PrivateSend and InstantSend. It has gained popularity for its focus on user privacy and fast transaction speeds.

FlooziesMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Adventure Community McMMO Minecraft PvP Economy Plugins Vanilla Creative Skyblock Factions Minigames Roleplay Towny Whitelist Hardcore Pixelmon Prison Bedwars

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

FlooziesMC | McMMO | Join the Adventure!

Welcome to FlooziesMC, the ultimate survival experience in Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a vibrant community where adventure and excitement await at every turn. Our server is designed to provide a unique and engaging survival experience with the powerful McMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay.

192.95.36.67:25575

Mixology Minecraft Server

Aboriginal, Australian, biracial, blended families, Cross-cultural, cultural blending, cultural diversity, Diversity, dual heritage, ethnicity, FINNISH, half Finnish half Australian, heritage, indigenous, Minecraft, mixed heritage, mixed race, mixology, multicultural, multiethnic, racial mixes, Server, unique backgrounds

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other? Join our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – half Finnish and half Australian Aboriginal!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the snowy forests of Finland one minute, and the next you’re riding kangaroos through the Outback. It’s a truly unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Drop Bear, a fearsome creature that will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the world. Can you outsmart the Drop Bear and claim its treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our half Finnish, half Australian Aboriginal Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you laughing and gasping for more!

New Minecraft SMP picture from Mars just dropped, it seems they found some…

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so out of this world that even NASA is getting in on the action. That’s right, we just received a new picture from Mars and guess what? They found ice deposits in a creek between the red ground! And you know what that means… unlimited ice cream for everyone on the server! Join us now and experience the wonders of space exploration right in your own Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover some alien civilizations while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server today and let the intergalactic fun begin!

Mom’s Bday Gifts Mine Now

Argument, BDay, Birthday, Brat, Communication, concert tickets, Conflict, dad, Difficult, Disappointment, Divorced, family, gift, Gifts, long distance, mom, moms, Parent, relationship, Stubborn, teenager, ungrateful

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your parents’ arguments? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that family drama behind. Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any ungrateful brats trying to steal your gifts.

Forget about collecting gifts back or dealing with passive-aggressive text messages from your mom. On our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next epic build. So come join us and leave all that family nonsense in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun to fight off creepers than deal with ungrateful parents.

CraftyVikingz: UAVs & Air Def

€48 million, Air, air defence, CraftyVikingz, Def, defense cooperation, defense funding, defense partnership, defense systems, european security, european union, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, military technology, nato, norway, security assistance, UAVs, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

lolz join dis epic minecraft server where we giv €48 million to ukraine for UAVs and air defence. u can be like a spy in dis server and sneak around like a ninja. we got crazy battles and explosions happenin all da time. u can be a superhero and save da day or be a villain and cause chaos. join now and be part of da action, cuz dis server is lit AF!