StillBroke – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity

addiction, Celibacy, edging, GoonCraft, gooning, healthy habits, Infinity, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, Pleasure, SELF AWARENESS, self growth, self improvement, self-control, self-denial, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-mastery, self-restraint, sexual abstinence

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.

oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.

so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!

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ToxicTaterFarm: Fresh Evidence of Pesticide Perils

agricultural practices, agriculture, chemical exposure, consumer awareness, consumer concerns, Evidence, food consumption, food contamination, Food Industry, Food Safety, Fresh, fresh evidence, FRUITS, health risks, Perils, Pesticide, pesticide levels, pesticide residues, significant risks, study, Testing, toxic chemicals, ToxicTaterFarm, VEGETABLES, washing fruit

Yo, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think “damn, I wish I could wash my fruit in this game”? Well, guess what, on our server, you can! We got a whole mini-game where you gotta wash your virtual fruit before eating it to avoid those pesky pesticide residues. But watch out, cuz sometimes the pesticides are so strong, even washing won’t save you!

Join our server for the most realistic farming experience in Minecraft. We got toxic chemicals, we got fruit washing, we got it all. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret level where you have to battle mutant fruits that have been genetically modified to fight back. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start scrubbing those fruits!

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TartariaMC: Where the only thing sweeter than the name is the griefing trolls!

adventurers, Artifacts, atmosphere, bedrock, Community, Contests, Crates, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanted Gear, Events, grief-free, GRIEFED.., Griefing, Inv, java, Jobs, Minecraft, Perks, Ranks, rare items, Resource worlds, Server, smp, Support, sweeter, TartariaMC, Trolls, Voting

TarTariaMc Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TarTariaMc
Website	https://play.tartariamc.org
Server Address	25591

At Tartaria MC, we believe in creating a community-driven Minecraft experience where players can come together to create, explore, and build without the fear of griefing. Our semi-vanilla economy-based server offers opportunities for players to earn money through jobs, vote for in-game ranks, keys, and perks, and participate in events and contests to unlock exclusive rewards. Join us at TartariaMC and embark on an adventure like no other!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What type of server is TarTariaMc?	TarTariaMc is a semi-vanilla economy-based server that provides a grief-free environment for players to enjoy.
How can I earn money on the server?	Players can earn money by taking on various jobs, such as mining and farming, to grow their wealth.
Are there in-game ranks and perks available?	Yes, players can unlock in-game ranks and exclusive perks by voting daily and participating in events.
What are custom crates and how can I obtain them?	Custom crates contain rare items, enchanted gear, and mysterious artifacts. Players can unbox them for a chance to win these special rewards.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Players can join the supportive community at TartariaMC, share stories, collaborate on builds, and participate in events together.

If you have any more questions or need support, feel free to contact us via our Forums, Discord, or email at [email protected]. Have a fantastic day!

CraftyDota2Server

ARTISTIC DOTARDS, bug tracker, CraftyDota2Server, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Gosugamers, guides, INFORMATION, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, team liquid, Trackdota, twitter, twitter widget, Updates, Wiki

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where artistic dotards roam free and rule the land.

Our server is filled with outrageous lore that will leave you questioning reality. Dive deep into the world of dotards and uncover the secrets that lie within.

But that’s not all! We have statistics that will blow your mind. Track your progress like never before and become the ultimate dotard master.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our news and streams will keep you entertained for hours on end. Watch as dotards battle it out in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and become a dotard legend in our Minecraft server like no other!

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GOATapologies Minecraft SMP

achievement, APOLOGISE, Apologise to the GOAT, Apologise to the GOAT3, Apology, athlete, Competition, Goat, GOATapologies, Gold medals, greatest of all time, Honoring, iconic, Legendary, Minecraft, Olympic, Olympic Gold Medals, record holder, Respect, smp, sports, success, Tribute

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got goats who are Olympic champions with 3 gold medals each, and they demand your respect and apologies for not recognizing their greatness sooner. Join our SMP and witness epic goat races, goat gymnastics, and goat diving competitions that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance battle a Skeleton – it’s truly a sight to behold.

So why join our server? Because where else can you apologize to Olympic goat champions, witness Endermen raving it up, and watch mobs bust a move like never before? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life – join us now!

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DaughterDigs Minecraft Server

advice, apartment living, college student, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, crowded house, DAUGHTER, DaughterDigs, Decision making, Empathy, family, family dynamics, Minecraft, moving out, new baby, parenting, Parenting styles, relationships, Server, Support, temporary living arrangements, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Our server is like a crowded house full of surprises, just like this guy’s life story.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can build your own virtual family, navigate through unexpected twists and turns, and even deal with the drama of a surprise pregnancy (in-game, of course).

Just like this dad, you’ll have to make tough decisions and face the consequences. But don’t worry, we won’t make you live in a camper in the backyard – unless you want to!

So come on over and experience the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a study buddy like Amy did!

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RespectCraft: In-Laws Edition

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Edition, emotional labor, extrovert, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, in-laws, inlaws, Introvert, personal growth, personal space, Respect, RespectCraft, self-care, Self-expression, social expectations, Therapy, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your pushy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual family experience that won’t have you elbowing anyone to sing along or forcing awkward hugs on unsuspecting players.

Our server is filled with fun and laughter, but without the pressure to join in on every activity. Want to sit back and watch the chaos unfold? Go for it! We won’t judge you for giving a high five instead of a hug.

And if you’re tired of being guilt-tripped into participating in every family event, our server is the perfect escape. No more camping trips with the in-laws, just endless adventures in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience a virtual family that won’t make you feel like the odd one out. Plus, our virtual therapist is always on standby for any emotional support you may need. Join now and say goodbye to awkward family gatherings forever!

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AwkwardCraft: First Date Fails

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates again! Why? Because on our server, you can build a virtual date night paradise complete with romantic sunsets, cozy campfires, and even a pixelated version of your crush! Who needs real-life dating when you can have all the romance and none of the awkwardness in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will serenade you with love songs as you mine for diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to awkward first dates forever!

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DownSyndromeCraft

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so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time but then u get bored cuz it’s all the same? well, not on this server, dude! we got crazy stuff happening all the time!

like, did u know that on our server, the mobs actually talk to u? yeah, they’re like “hey, wanna be friends?” or “watch out, that creeper is sneaky!” it’s wild, man.

and get this, our server has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! they trade u diamonds for moon rocks and stuff, it’s nuts!

plus, we have this thing where every time u mine a block, a rainbow shoots out and gives u a special power for like, 10 minutes. it’s like a party in ur inventory, bro!

so come join us on this server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?) it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

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Please don’t forget to feed the mods…oh and play on this server! [modded]

#announcement, central time, Community, Defeat, Discord, dont, Events, Feed, forget, free, Friends, Gaming, Help, improve, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, mods…oh, multiplayer, Opening, Other, Play, Server, wither storm

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
I am proud to announce the opening of my discord server for people who want to play java minecraft, here you can find out how to play multiplayer for free without servers quickly and easily, find friends to play with, find servers to join, and participate in events. Our first event will be happening on Monday, August 12th at 5pm central time, where everyone will work together to defeat the wither storm. More events will be planned in the future.

Description

I am proud to announce the opening of my discord server for people who want to play java minecraft, here you can find out how to play multiplayer for free without servers quickly and easily, find friends to play with, find servers to join, and participate in events. Our first event will be happening on Monday, August 12th at 5pm central time, where everyone will work together to defeat the wither storm. More events will be planned in the future.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the discord server?	You can join the discord server by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/Nw98eabh
When is the first event happening?	The first event is happening on Monday, August 12th at 5pm central time.
Is there a need for help in improving the server?	Yes, I am looking for somebody to help me make the server better. If you are interested, please contact me on the discord server.