Are you tired of playing on those lame servers with outdated hardware? Join our Minecraft SMP where our server is over 4 years old and still kicking butt with only 8gb of RAM! It’s like the Benjamin Button of servers, getting better with age. Plus, for the low low price of $699, you can join in on the fun and experience the power of our ancient but mighty server. Who needs those fancy new AMD/Kiketel firehouses when you can have the OG server that defies all odds? Join now and witness the legend of the unstoppable Minecraft SMP server!
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4 Years Old Minecraft SMP
4 years old, 699$, 8gb ram, advanced features, affordable, amd, budget-friendly, Computer, Durable, Gaming, high performance, intel, laptop, long-lasting, Minecraft, outperforms newer models, recommended, Reliable, smp, still chugs along, Technology, value for money, Years
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ParentalRage Minecraft Server
ACCUSATION, alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, consent, date, Decision making, Drunk, family friend, judgment, Listening, Minecraft, overreacting, ParentalRage, parents, perspective, relationships, Safety, Server, underage, Understanding, VIRGINITY, Wedding
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience things you never thought possible!Join us for a wild ride where you can lose your Minecraft virginity to a family friend (18f) who may or may not have taken advantage of you while you were drunk at a wedding. Don’t worry, we promise it’ll be a night to remember!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about going on a date with said family friend and dealing with your parents accusing her of not taking your safety seriously? It’s drama like you’ve never seen before, all on a Minecraft server!
So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!
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KidReclaimers30s
aita, alcoholism, child visitation, co parenting, communication problems, custody, Drinking, family conflict, family dynamics, Human services, inspection, irresponsibility, KidReclaimers30s, late appointments, parenting, relationship issues, rescheduling, Sobriety, unsupervised visits
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of the human services inspection at the drunk girlfriend’s house.Picture this: the inspector shows up late, the girlfriend is MIA, and the boyfriend is left to clean up the mess. Will they pass the inspection? Will the girlfriend get her unsupervised visits with her kid? Only time will tell on this crazy server!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic argument over answering the phone, the drunken escapades, and the ultimate showdown between responsibility and chaos. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find such a wild and unpredictable storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat? Come join us and be a part of the madness!
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CraftyClassroom
academic subjects, career preparation, CraftyClassroom, education, hindsight, knowledge retention, learning, life lessons, Life skills, lifelong learning, personal growth, practical applications, practical experience, Real World, School, school curriculum, skills development, unexpected benefits, unexpected outcomes, useful knowledge, valuable lessonsAre you tired of boring old school subjects that seem useless in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll finally put that knowledge to good use! Remember that one time you thought learning about ancient civilizations was pointless? Well, now you can use that knowledge to navigate through our server’s hidden temples and uncover ancient treasures! Who knew history class could be so thrilling?Join our server and put your math skills to the test as you calculate the perfect angle to launch yourself off a cliff and land safely in a pool of water below. Forget boring textbooks, on our server, you’ll be using your geometry skills to survive and thrive!
So come on, join us on our server and finally prove to your teachers that all those hours studying actually paid off in the most unexpected way possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?
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Hijab Havoc: Minecraft Mayhem
Activists, CAR, civil rights, discrimination, gender inequality, Havoc, Hijab, hijab violation, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, Police Brutality, protest, religious freedom, Seize, Shot, social justice, violence, WOMAN, WOMENS RIGHTS
so, like, if u wanna avoid getting shot by iran police for not wearing a hijab, u should totally join our minecraft server! we got all the crazy fun u need to distract u from the real world chaos. like, we have a secret underground hijab shop where u can buy all the latest trends in hijab fashion. plus, our admins are like, trained ninjas so they can protect u from any police raids. join now and say bye bye to getting shot over a piece of cloth on ur head!
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Avimore: The Server Where You Have to Apply to Play for a Reason… Probably
application, apply, Avimore, central shopping area, diamonds, discord server, eventful, friendly community, game-changing plugins, Helpful Staff, Info, Launch, magic-modded, mod, Modded, new members, Play, reason, rules, Season, Seed, Server, shopping, Staff, story rich, world reset
Welcome to Avimore SMP
A Java Minecraft server in search of new members for a world reset happening tomorrow!
Discord – https://discord.gg/pF9crCABnw
What do we have to offer?
Features A brand new 1.20.4 world with a cool seed A magic-modded server with simple plugins A central shopping area to buy items A great community Helpful staff and opportunity to apply for mod Proximity voice chat A dedicated discord server Interested in joining Avimore?
In order to join the SMP, please join our discord server, read the rules and info channels and then head over to application-info to send in your application
FAQs
Question Answer How do I join Avimore SMP? Join our discord server and send in an application. What version is Avimore SMP on? We are on the latest version 1.20.4. Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, please read the rules in our discord server. Can I open my own shop in the central shopping area? Yes, you can open your own shop for trading.
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CraftyMama’s Server: The Rape Meme-Free Zone
Awareness, controversy, CraftyMamas, digital awareness, Digital culture, digital literacy, internet culture, internet memes, media awareness, Meme culture, MemeFree, online behavior, online communities, online discussions., online trends, rape, rape meme, Server, social awareness, Social Issues, social media, trending topics, Ui mama, viral content, Zone
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even Ui mama herself is aware of the infamous “rape meme” – that’s how you know we’re on a whole other level of insanity! So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or traumatized…hopefully).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness!
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”>why not ask an llm to do it”’ – TheLlamaGuru Minecraft SMP
Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cleanup script, cost effective, coworker, data analysis, data cleaning, data pipeline, data processing, efficiency, innovation, Job, LLM, machine learning, Minecraft, salary, scripting, smp, Spreadsheet, Technology, TheLlamaGuru, Tokens, user recordsAre you tired of spending hours cleaning up messy data in spreadsheets? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have llms ready to do all the dirty work for you! That’s right, just feed those 100,000+ rows of user records to our llms and watch them clean it up in no time. Who needs a boring cleanup script when you have llms at your disposal?Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the magic of llms turning chaos into order. Plus, rumor has it that these llms have some epic dance moves that will blow your mind. So why wait? Join now and let the llms take care of all your data cleaning needs. Trust us, it’s not just over, it’s llmazing!
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DreamChaserCraft
beach house, BETRAYAL, Breakup, business development, chasing dreams, Communication, DreamChaserCraft, dreams, Engineering, finances, jobseeker payments, love, Marathon, mental health, moving on, relationships, Running, Startups, Struggle, Support, university dropout
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your relationship drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have time to worry about your ex when you’re busy building a castle and fighting off creepers.Join our server for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the next zombie attack. Who needs love when you have diamonds and enchanted weapons to collect?
Forget about your ex and join our server for a chance to make new friends, explore epic landscapes, and maybe even find a new Minecraft girlfriend. Who needs a real-life partner when you have a whole community of players to team up with?
So come on, leave your relationship drama at the door and join our server for a chance to start fresh in a world where the only thing that matters is your next epic build. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyLoveMC
awkward marriage proposal, awkward proposal, bad marriage proposal, CraftyLoveMC, cringeworthy proposal, embarrassing marriage proposal, embarrassing proposal, funny proposal story, marriage proposal disaster, marriage proposal disaster story, marriage proposal fail, marriage proposal gone wrong, marriage proposal horror story, marriage proposal mishap, marriage proposal nightmare, marriage proposal rejection, terrible marriage proposal, terrible proposal, worst marriage proposal, worst proposal ever, worst proposal experienceAre you tired of boring old marriage proposals? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic marriage proposal stories you’ll ever hear! Picture this: proposing in the middle of a creeper-infested forest with explosions going off in the background, or getting down on one knee in a diamond mine surrounded by angry zombies. Join our server for the chance to have the craziest marriage proposal story ever!
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NukeCraft Minecraft Server
accusations, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, kyiv, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, nuclear provocation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, Propaganda, provocation, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine
join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in a virtual world! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies for the ultimate provocation! will ukraine finally get revenge on russia for the 11th time? join now to find out and be part of the chaos! plus, we have flying pigs and exploding chickens for added fun! come join the madness today!