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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 936 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.
But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!