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The Girl with the Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Secret Passages Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Potions Brewed:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs out of their butts. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where players can participate in intense dance battles to determine who gets the last piece of cake. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky butt kicked)!

glarin absens minecraft server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	453785	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walking

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Magic Items Found:	2211
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	111	Holy Grails Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Farms Harvested:	188	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

CraftyCritterz – Pick your animal alter ego!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Divine Spears Created:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a whole month! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience the wildest animal adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving as a dolphin or become the king of the jungle as a lion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	111	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.

toyaCheatzCraftz

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, even Toyota is apologizing for not being able to keep up with our level of awesomeness. they had to halt production of three models just to try and catch up to how epic we are. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe Toyota will start making Minecraft-themed cars just to try and impress us. come on, join the fun!

stompNbitHorsesLOL

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	3680
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Crops Grown:	4976	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where horses are, like, the rulers of the land. they’re not just your average minecraft horses, oh no. these horses are half ton beasts that can easily stomp you to death or bite your nose off. but for some reason, people are weirdly trusting of them.

join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where horses are the ultimate power. form alliances with the horse overlords or try to overthrow them and claim dominance for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a horse and ride off into the sunset together.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where horses reign supreme. just watch out for those sneaky nose bites!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to turn around and see a creeper staring right at you with its creepy little face? Well, on our server, creepers are actually our friendly neighbors who just want to borrow some sugar for their TNT recipe. Join us for a chance to have a blast with these explosive buddies!

One time, a player was building a cozy little house on our server when suddenly, they heard eerie whispers coming from their computer speakers. Turns out, it was just our resident ghost player trying to communicate with the living through the chat box. Don’t worry, they’re harmless…mostly.

If you’re looking for a server with a little bit of spookiness and a whole lot of fun, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and bizarre encounters you’ll have in our wacky world. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous creepers and ghostly players lurking around every corner.

CraziestCrimeCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crops Grown:	1604
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Potions Brewed:	135	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Have you ever heard of the legendary Minecraft server where players can join forces to solve the mystery of the infamous block bandit? This criminal mastermind has been terrorizing the virtual streets, stealing blocks from unsuspecting players and leaving chaos in their wake. Join our server and become a block detective, hunting down clues and tracking down the culprit before they strike again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the wildest block parties you’ve ever seen. Dance the night away with other players, build epic structures together, and compete in wacky challenges for amazing prizes. Who knew that virtual crime-solving could be so much fun?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and experience the thrill of the chase, the excitement of the unknown, and the joy of building with friends. Who knows, you might just uncover the craziest crime near your place – in the virtual world, of course!