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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 2287 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 8425 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1259 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
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We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!
Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!
