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4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chong, 4Chongs, ANONYMOUS, Competition, controversy, cyberbullying, Decline, digital age, discussion forum, GamerGate, internet culture, internet history, LOSING, Meme culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, winning

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

anti-Semitic, Combat, deserters, discipline, Executioners, Frontline, historical records, Jewish soldier, Jewish soldiers, military discipline, Military Police, Minecraft, Myth, myth-making, Officers, Operation Torch, Propaganda, sensationalized fiction, smp, Totally, U.S. Army, war records, wartime events

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

RamashkaCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, RamashkaCraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

The owner of the RamashkaCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Haitians Despised Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, criticism, despised, developing countries, DISMISSED, Gangsters, Haiti, Haitians, international relations, intervention, Invasion, mad max, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, Politics, Server, Social Issues, taken, third world, UN, united nations, wrong

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Votes:	5052	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mines Excavated:	3072
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of boring old peacekeeping missions in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the UN peacekeeping mission has been replaced by Mad Max gangsters taking over Haiti! It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there! Who needs peace when you can have an all-out gangster war instead? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, LYNEY, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, OP pastebin, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP? It’s like a wild adventure where you can team up with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters are straight up legends in the game, bringing love, peace, and some serious mystical vibes to the server.

And get this, there’s this event called “Claw Convoy” happening right now, where you can join forces with other players to take on epic challenges and score some sweet loot. Plus, the current character banner includes Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – talk about a dream team!

But wait, there’s more! You can snag some daily check-in rewards just for logging in, and there are redeemable codes floating around that’ll hook you up with Primogems. And if you need some help navigating this crazy world, there are links to wikis, simulators, maps, character builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist to keep you in the loop.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride with Chasca, Ororon, and a crew of legendary characters. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

Akatsuki D Hotaru, Apricot, CraftyVShojo, dedicated Henya discussion, dedicated Kson discussion, dedicated Mouse discussion, extended member discussion, former member discussion., froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hestia, Hestia Happiness, Hime, Hime Hajime 1570, Hotaru, iron mouse, K9 Kuro, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, Mata, matara kan, mel, MICHI, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, Peke Is Peak, projekt melody, Server, shoot shoot bang bang, Subnautica, valo, vshojo, VShojo official channels, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchantments Applied:	108	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual playground filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us as we watch Mouse play Subnautica, but don’t worry, she’s only 6 hours in so there’s plenty of time to catch up! Hotaru is also live, playing with a hot dog model that Michi got her – you won’t believe the madness that ensues.

And if you’re in the mood for some shoot shoot bang bang action, Nagi is here to satisfy your gaming cravings with some Valo gameplay. It’s a wild ride on our server, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures.

Our VShojo crew is a bunch of lovable goofballs who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From Froot to Zen, each member brings their own unique flair to the server. And don’t forget to check out our official channels for even more craziness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of virtual mayhem. See you there!

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

Anons, ANONYMOUS, AREA, Chat, city, Community, Connect, discussion, forum, Friends, Gathering, local ], Meetup, Minecraft, Network, Pacific Northwest, PNW, Residents, seattle, Seattle area, smp, Socialize, Urban, Washington

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	132	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

buyer beware, cautionary tale, CRAZE, crowdfunding, crowdfunding campaign, Disappointment, failed project, financial decision, financial loss, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming trends, indie game, Investment, kickstarter, Minecraft, negative experience, regret, Server, video games, Waste of Money, worst game

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	8381	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).

The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

alternative methods, Aqua, bodily fluids, Cleanup, Cum, disposal method, Ejaculate, ejaculation, empty water bottles, hygiene, intimate activities, jizz, Minecraft, privacy concerns, quencher, Semen, sexual practices, sexual preferences, sexual release, smp, Sperm, taboo, Thirst, tissue, waste management

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Items Found:	6179	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

Blocky Madness Minecraft Server

20241113, blocky, Committee, Congress, documents, Government, Hearing, HHRG-118-GO12, House, inquiry, investigation, law, legislation, madness, Meeting, Minecraft, Official, Politics, SD003, Server, Session, Transcript, united states

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and witness the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes to those brave enough to challenge him to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!