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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
New Chunks Explored:	606552	Potions Brewed:	86
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Are you tired of being a small fish in a big pond? Do you crave a Minecraft server where you can truly stand out and be the ultimate player? Look no further than our server, where we have more players than World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy XIV, Elder Scrolls Online, Old School RuneScape, and Eve Online combined! Join us and become a legend among legends. Who needs WoW when you can dominate in our crazy world of blocky adventures? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic. Join now and let the madness begin!

Chloe Has The Best Tits In All Of Hololive Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	855
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Chloe’s legendary pixelated assets that put all of Hololive to shame! Rumor has it that her chest is so magnificent, it can actually deflect Creeper explosions and make Endermen blush. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bask in the glory of Chloe’s top-tier pixelated bosom while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you have Chloe’s tits to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey? Join now and experience the true power of pixelated perfection!

SleepoverSquad Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can keep your kids safe from creepy uncles and sketchy sleepovers? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your child’s safety again. Our virtual world is free from any real-life dangers, so you can relax and let your kids have fun without any worries.

Plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Your child will have a blast exploring our crazy world and making new friends along the way. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual ones with mythical creatures?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your worries. Your child will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with awkward parent meetings again. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

WeddingWoopsieMC

communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial expectations, financial support, generational differences, wedding budget, wedding contributions, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding misunderstandings, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding promises, WeddingWoopsieMC

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	7045	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a wild ride just like this crazy family drama! Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like when this guy’s offer to help with a wedding turned into a full-blown expectation to pay for everything!

Explore our server and witness the chaos unfold as players try to navigate through misunderstandings, miscommunications, and unrealistic expectations just like in this story. Will you be the hero who sets things right, or will you be labeled as the villain for not meeting outrageous demands?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Remember, in this server, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!

InkMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	167	Zombie Dances:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mines Excavated:	1984	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s pranking each other with TNT traps or staging elaborate treasure hunts.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get inked up with the coolest designs in all of Minecraft. Want a creeper face on your forehead? No problem. How about a pickaxe on your arm? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the legendary tattooed warrior of the land!

AIphobiaCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2124	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Towns Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	3173
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Towns Built:	10	Farms Harvested:	588
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	38	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	979297
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!