steven segal

first off, our server is run by a group of talking llamas who are also expert minecraft players. they will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama charm.

secondly, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where all the mobs from the game come to dance and let loose. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting a move on the dance floor.

thirdly, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control all the chickens in the game.

and finally, our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows the most epic and hilarious players to enter. so if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and wild world, come join us and let the adventure begin!